Be on TV with Bush in the "Republican Values" TV Show

[HFishbine]

"Volunteers are needed to be in our "Republican Values" TV show featuring President Bush. The 30-minute national TV program will be appearing on both MSNBC and CNBC and highlights the core values of the Republican Party by showcasing the major accomplishments of President Bush's first term in office--and we are working on having the show hosted by Rush Limbaugh and/or Sean Hannity."

http://www.republicantv.org/

This should be good.

[buckfush2]

1. my reply

this is a joke, right?
please tell me this is very dry satire! surely you can't be serious?

what "accomplishments" are you going to feature?

highest unemployment in 20 years?
highest deficit in 50 years?
worst stock market record EVER?

3 or 4 wars with no purpose, with the enemy leaders and their weapons still unaccounted for?

the US held in worst internantional regard EVER?

the environment disintegrating while corporations rape it?

C'mon you idiots! The country's falling apart and the world hates us!

[janx]

3. I can't stop laughing....!

I need some oxygen!!! I'm hoping for some big-hair religious right women to join the cause and post pictures.

[rucky]

2. I want to disguise myself as a Republican....

...to get on the show. Any wardrobe suggestions?

[Clete]

4. A green suit that doesn't fit?

Maybe Laura Bush will lend you hers.

[HFishbine]

7. Brown shirt

and jackboots?

[Rick Myers]

5. Bill Bennett should be the host!!!

[jackstraw45]

6. Anyone know the Vegas odds of that?

:)

[bluedem]

8. How will they fill in the other 29 minutes? n/t

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[notadmblnd]

9. I think we should...

We could have a pukefest.

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[JohnKleeb]

10. accomplishments you say

well you have
a bad economy
9/11
two wars
more wars planned
patriot act
I dont think these are accomplishments see this is what happens when Shrub makes the arrangments himself and Mr.Cheney or Ms. Rice dont make them hes dyslexic and confused fuck ups with accomplishments. I would imagine that Dick and Condie are telling him to never ever to that again.