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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:32 PM
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"My Pet Goat" reviews at Amazon
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Clarkansas Donating Member (701 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:36 PM
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1. This is my favorite review...
"If story about "The Pet Goat" was intriguing enough to hold the 43rd President of the United States spellbound for five whole minutes as our nation's crown jewel, New York City, as well as important governmental operations facilities like the Pentagon were being bombed and targeted by some Middle Eastern psychopath (who's *STILL* running free & whose name was *NOT* Saddam Hussein), then this book should be finding itself being snatched up at a rapid pace as an important piece of history, if nothing else! So why hasn't everyone bought their own personal copy yet?"
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:37 PM
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2. Thank you for that...
It was uplifting to see others make fun of our failure-in-chief--and point
out his obvious stupidity and insanity--through these book reviews.

Absolutely hilarious. I just might add my own review.

Thanks for this...loved it.

:)
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peace frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:38 PM
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3. "A stunnerer"... BWAAAAA!
Thanks for posting this, I needed a belly laugh.
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BjohnsonMN Donating Member (81 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:40 PM
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4. Thank you for the link
Edited on Sat Dec-24-05 01:45 PM by BjohnsonMN
I read those reviews last year, but I lost the link to the page and because it is not actually listed under "My Pet Goat" on Amazon I wasn't able to use the search function.

I will be e-mailing this link to the others, those reviews are great.

On edit: It seems that Amazon removed some of the reviews that were on there last year, there were so many other great ones then. The ones that are still there are hilarious though, you deserve a recommendation for providing that link.
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:41 PM
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5. I love this one
A word from the Publisher:, September 10, 2005
Reviewer: GWBush (Wurshington, Dee Cee) - See all my reviews
As the publisher of Reading Mastery 2, I would like to state for the record that, contrary to rumor, the story entitled "The Pet Goat" within Reading Mastery 2 has NOT been scientifically proven to produce a condition that the medical community has termed Catatonic Stupidity (or CS, for short). CS is marked by sudden episodes of looking like an inept idiot while on camera for a period lasting a little over seven minutes in duration. Extensive study in the laboratory with Reading Mastery 2 has failed to reproduce any claims of "The Pet Goat" causing CS.

Thank for your attention.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:42 PM
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6. Great stuff. Thanks.
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shenmue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:51 PM
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7. "This buk wuz so excitin' that I cudnt put it down. I usuly dont reed."
From the first review:

"People are agins me. Thats why I like goat. And oil."

:rofl:

:applause:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:53 PM
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8. That is HYSTERICAL.
Awesome. Just awesome.

:rofl: :rofl:
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Rainscents Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:59 PM
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9. Some of the review are very funny!
:rofl:
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:15 PM
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10. Great find for all us bibliophiles.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:17 PM
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11. i see some of you are also
reading the reviews......
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:18 PM
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12. What a great Xmas present!!
:rofl: Thank you!
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:36 PM
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13. Thanks for the recs y'all!
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LunaC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:49 PM
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14. If it can mesmerize the President
just think what it can do for your kids! Buy it now!
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laundry_queen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:49 PM
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15. Oh I needed that today!
:spray: :rofl:
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paineinthearse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 03:04 PM
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16. THE pet goat
Not "My...."

Great find.
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 03:09 PM
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17. oops. Thanks!
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 03:12 PM
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18. Found one that fits right on DU:
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 04:27 PM
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19. that's a good one!!
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 04:29 PM
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20. too funny
:rofl:
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 04:58 PM
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21. Thanks
They took down the last bunch of funny reviews. I wonder how long these will last.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 05:17 PM
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22. Holy shit. Get a screen grab before Amazon pulls them.
Edited on Sat Dec-24-05 05:19 PM by progressoid
"I dont no about you but i get really tired of hearing Karl talk about the little democratic girl in grade skool that whooped his ass, making him want to be an upstanding vindictive republican that he is. So when Karl starts on that storee again, or Dick's wife goes on about her lesbian novel, or my good pal Bill O'Really calls to practice his fone you-know-what on Barbara, I take out my faverit book. Becuz i like goats. Scapegoats especially. Becuz i have never made a mistak. Its hard wurk being Prezidint. 'Spechilly when the drugs and alkehol havent kicked in yet. When I yell and cuss at anyone who disugrees with me i read this buk to make me feel better. Im the prezidint. I reprezent Amerika. Mishun Acomplished. This buk wuz so excitin' that I cudnt put it down. I usuly dont reed. But you problee coudnt tell. Is it time for another vacation yet? Why cant *I* be a fashion god like my FEMA pal? The wurld is so unfair. People are agins me. Thats why I like goat. And oil.
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 05:56 PM
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23. What about this one?
Edited on Sat Dec-24-05 05:58 PM by lizzy
"Reviewer: Cowboy Bush from Bush ranch
I just Love goats!! Why, everytime I feel lonely and when Ariel was not watching, I would sneak out to the back of my ranch house and give my favourite goat Sally a good one! That's why I only invite liberal minded people like Bandar over (no not those librulz, dummy) to mah ranch house. Funny, he refused to give it a go. Those Muslims are all the same when it comes to just letting it go once in a while. Please don't tell Laura about this or about how when I was doing it to her, I always imagine her being a sexy goat! And did I mention it? Them WMDs could be in one of them barns in mah ranch...Only me and mah goats know it and Mah goats won;t tell on me 'cos I always keep them happy!"


I guess Amazon doesn't screen the reviews? Big mistake!
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 05:58 PM
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24. Hysterically funny!
Oh you naughty DUers you.
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