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LaPera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:17 AM
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Just found one of the best sites on the entire web...
Edited on Sun Dec-18-05 10:51 AM by LaPera
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/index.html

Many of you already know of this site, "Ruthless Reviews"...They are out of Los Angles...And if you have a weak heart or are a moderate, you better ignore these boys & girls, they are fine writers and thinking people!!!

Here's a few of their (mellower) writngs...

INTERNET: MATT DRUGE
"How do Matt's (Drudge) fans, at least half of whom must be foaming homophobes, overlook his fruitiness? I realize these are people who are accustomed to burying their heads as deeply in the sand as possible, but Jesus. It's like the Chapelle's Show sketch about the blind, black KKK leader except that Drudge isn't wearing a hood. Unless of course said hood matches his shoes."

RELIGION: PAT ROBERTSON
"Those in the know need not ask why I demand such a punishment for the most vile man currently walking upright, but the urgency of the request has been pushed forward by Pat Robertson’s latest lapse into retardation: that the Pennsylvania town that recently dismissed its pro-“intelligent design” school board will no longer receive God’s protection. In fact, pain and misery are inevitable for these heathens, and they need not seek the Holy Father’s loving care in case of emergency. It’s a tired, pointless exercise to continually argue with those for whom “evidence” is a book of lies, superstition, and fables too ridiculous to meet with Aesop’s approval, but each time men like Robertson insist that a so-called “loving” God places conditions on his grace, it must be addressed with the mockery and calls for violence that such insanity warrants. And for a man who calls for the assassinations of foreign leaders, begs his God to kill supreme court justices, asks that hurricanes be redirected toward gay friendly locales, and blames terrorism on women who have the audacity to rebel against being legally defined as chattel, such derisive tones appear necessary with an alarming frequency."

FILM: SYRIANA
"What I like most about (the movie) Syriana is that it refuses to hide its political leanings or propagandistic identity, choosing instead to have a well-defined point of view. When so much of life is managed, controlled, and studied to ensure maximum participation (and minimum offensiveness), it is quite refreshing to find a film that makes you take a stand. While neither the script nor the director resort to heavy-handedness or oversimplification, it is impossible to remain unmoved in the presence of so vivid a portrait. Yes, the film posits the belief that the American government, through its intelligence agencies, monitors the global network to ensure favorable elections, governments, and economic developments, but as obvious as that idea might be, there remains enough historical ambiguity to allow for a spirited debate. At the very least, indifference is and must remain the refuge of the unconscious. Fictional companies and leaders are put forth in the film, but after Iran, Guatemala, Nicaragua, El Salvador, Chile, East Timor, and Iraq, does anyone doubt the disturbing legacy of our nation?"

MUSIC: BLACK EYED PEAS
"The American people and I are having a bit of a falling out. They say the Black Eyed Peas are a talented band whose album Monkey Business deserved to peak at #2 on the Billboard 200. I say the Black Eyed Peas suck ass and they have always sucked ass. When I say they suck ass, I don't merely mean to say "oh fuck, yet another shitty band has risen to the top of the American charts." I mean the only way they obtained a record contract is by the four of them standing in line and sequentially eating out the bunghole of some powerful record executive at Interscope -- probably Tom Whalley.

If you have yet to hear their new song "My Humps," I envy your abject cultural imbecility. Simply turn on your radio right now as it's guaranteed to be playing on any and all of your local Clear Channel stations;"

RADIO: MIKE MALLOY
" Who is the most Ruthless man on Air America? Mike Malloy, hands down. This dude is exactly what people on the left need to strive for because he is the opposite of a liberal vagina. He's a liberal cock, who, within the space of two minutes A) referred to Rush Limbaugh as "Pig Man," B) referred to Sean Hannity as "Pig Man's little butt boy." and C) said that he "hates" these people and wants to line them up and shoot them with an M-16. I can't believe this guy is on the air.

What's beautiful about Malloy is the sheer relentlessness of his anger and vitriol. I mean, I fucking hate Bush and his cronies and would love nothing more than to drown the lot of them in a pool of blood. But psychologically, I'm incapable of caring much about it day to day. Maybe once a week, I think, "I can't believe this shit. Why are barbarians running my country?" and my blood pressure surges. Then a girl with a nice ass walks by and I forget the whole thing. Ah, the jolly distraction... ass. Anyhow, you can turn on Malloy's show at any point, and realize that he hasn't long to live. Five times a week, he spends several hours hovering at near-stroke levels as he tears into the horrible people who are destroying our country, including most Democrats."

TV: TOP TEN SHOWS
"10) Monster House | 9) Chappelle's Show | 8) The Daily Show | 7) South Park |6) Myth Busters | 5) The Sopranos | 4) Curb Your Enthusiasm | 3) World Poker Tour |2) The Simpsons | 1) Deadwood"

-Curb Your Enthusiasm-
"I have a friend at work that doesn’t get HBO. Up until Curb’s season finale, our Monday morning cigarette breaks consisted of me recounting the previous night’s episode in excruciating detail. Curb Your Enthusiasm is the most fucked up show on TV. And Larry David seems to be going off the rails more and more each season. From picking up a hooker so he could use the car-pool lane to having a cast member from Survivor arguing with a Holocaust survivor about who had it worse to having his agent Jeff explain how he beats off thinking about Larry's wife Cheryl to stabbing Ben Stiller in the eye, no show is more totally unhinged than Curb. My only gripe is that they do eleven episodes a season instead of twenty-two. Next season can’t come soon enough. Oh, and HBO, release the rest of the fucking DVDs, like you did for..."

RANTS:
"No Child Left Behind Fucking Rots
Put Ruthless on Bill O'Reilly's Blacklist
Kill Pat Robertson
Moms of the World:
Fuck the Home Run Derby Ball Boys
Fuck McClellan and Rove: Cocksuckers"

http://www.ruthlesreviews.com/index.html
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Zinfandel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:49 AM
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1. This site will indeed be 'Ruthless' to most of the more conservative folk
around here at DU!

Most need others approval, before they can speak up on their own.
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LaPera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:54 AM
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2. Dude, I'm very much aware of that...Hopefully a few can appreciate!!!
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:54 AM
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3. Great writers.. I love the one about Malloy!
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