A Lil' Holiday Prayer for Jesus Christ Almighty!!!

[dxstone]

That world saviour crap has gotta be a tough gig...

Jesus Hanging at the Mission

Jesus hanging at the mission
Til his mission is complete
And then he's goin' fishin'
But for now there's folks who gotta eat...

He's serving soup to nuts today
They gotta fill their guts
So they all get in line...
And sometimes Jesus wishes
That his gifts sublime would simply go away
Then all these wind-blown drifters
Could just blow or drift away
For even just one day
You go your way , I'll go mine...


read the rest at
http://presidentevilonline.com/jesus.html

[kliljedahl]

1. Did you put on your asbestos underwear before posting?

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[dxstone]

2. Hey, you're up early!

Just about to hit it here myself... I'm looking forward to the feedback...
;-)

:hide:

Maybe anyone who's REALLY angry will try this one as an antidote; it should help neutralize excess stomach acid in MINUTES!

God is BIG

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[kliljedahl]

6. I'm always up early

Have to go to work



Keith’s Barbeque Central

[TallahasseeGrannie]

3. Here's my question

would Jesus really go fishing? And if he did, what bait would he use. Lures? Would he tie flies?

Remember he went out in the boat with his buds and the fish threw themselves in to the boat. Kind of takes all the fun out of it, you know?

[DistressedAmerican]

4. You Are On An Interesting Path This Morning.

Gawd Is BIG!

God does not exist.

Hat's off to you and as always your creative endeavors. We should talk. It has been a long time!

[dxstone]

7. Hey dere!

"Gawd Is BIG!

God does not exist."

Yes... this is the mystery of faith...


Sorry... these holiday times always bring out the (col)lapsed catholic in me...
:crazy:

[DistressedAmerican]

8. Put Your Hands in The Air And Step Away From the Bible!

We have you surrounded!:evilgrin:

[dxstone]

9. Ya got me dead to rights, coppa!

But I'll beat the rap... I got friends in high places... REAL high places!

[lectrobyte]

5. some lyrics

It is complete now - two ends of time
Are neatly tied
A one-way street, she’s walking to the
End of the line
And there she meets the faces she sees in
Her heart and mind

They say - goodbye - tomorrow wendy’s
Going to die
Underneath the chilly grey november sky
We can make believe
That kennedy is still alive
We’re shooting for the moon and smiling
Jackie’s driving by

They say - good try -
Tomorrow wendy’s going to die
I told the priest - don’t count on
Any second coming.
God got his ass kicked the first time he
Came down here slumming
He had the balls to come, the gall to die
And then forgive us -
No, I don’t wonder why
I wonder what he thought
It would get us

"Wendy" -- Concrete Blonde