Cheney speaking to the troops on cable right now

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"The day you decided to join the armed forces was a great day for America", said the craven dictator.

"And the day I decided I had 'other priorities' besides fighting for some rich guys' gain over in Vietnam was a great day for saving my ass!", thought the craven dictator, as he mouthed his usual patriotic pablum.

[izzie]

1. Great speech if you believe him.

I read not one thing that makes it seem real.

[cliss]

2. Message from Cliss to Cheney:

I know you're trying to save yourself politically. Right now, you're trying to get "out there" and present a better image.

You feel people will resonate better with you if you speak to the troops, maybe attend some funerals since you haven't done any of that yet. Create a new image: "Caring Dick".

Don't bother. It's too late.

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4. LOL-"Caring Dick"! A kinder, softer Dick!

[FreedomAngel82]

6. LOL!!

Oh I just got a bad image in my mind! Nasty me!

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11. Uh-oh! Were you picturing one of Dick's draft deferments?

That IS naughty!:wow:

[ComerPerro]

3. No kidding. Some guy on Rush yesterday called in claiming

to be "just back from Iraq" (probably more likely a College Republican who has never left the US except for his yearly drinking binge in Mexico).

He and Rush had a great discussion about what cowards people like John McCain and John Kerry are...

:wtf:

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5. Rush is a great scholar and a genius who never managed to

do more than attend college for a couple of semesters... Tucker Carlson is an intellectual political commentator who also couldn't hack finishing college... Dick Cheney is a bold brave military leader who skipped ever serving in the military b/c of his 5 sequential draft deferments... black is white... war is peace... torture is TLC... up is down... and Anna Nicole Smith is flatchested.

Welcome to Bushworld.

[ComerPerro]

7. Don't forget KKKarl Rove and his college record

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10. Oh, yeah--the "boy genius" who is neither a boy nor a genius

and who also couldn't hack college.

Good point.

"Hey Pigboy, so you couldn't 'stay the course' and finish college??"

[FreedomAngel82]

8. John McCain a coward?

I may not like the guy or trust him but he isn't a coward.

[ComerPerro]

9. Yeah, its crazy

a guy pretending to be a soldier (most likely) from Iraq calling in to discuss what cowards veterans like Kerry and McCain are, while praising chickenhawks like Bush and Cheney, all in a conversation with a pompous fatass who avoided fighting in a war he supported because of an anal cyst...

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12. He's not a real veteran.

Don't you know, anyone who runs against George W. Bush cannot be a real veteran??

Look at the candidates: Al Gore, not a real veteran; John Kerry, not a real veteran... John McCain, not a real veteran.

Now, please, try to get that straight! Just repeat after me: "If General Patton were to come back to life and run against George W. Bush, that would mean that General Patton is not a real veteran."

Here, drink this Kool-aid. It'll refresh your thought processes.

[AlCzervik]

13. Is he also reflecting back to his own days in the service?

:sarcasm: