Caption this photo of rummy from today

[Kadie]

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld answers a question during a briefing at the Pentagon, Tuesday, Nov. 29, 2005. Rumsfeld made clear that the time has arrived to wean the Iraqis of their dependence on American support for security _ whether it's guarding Iraq's borders or protecting its power plants. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

[lectrobyte]

1. Your hidden dragon is no match for my preying mantis!

[GreenArrow]

11. "You dirty bastard!

How dare YOU challenge my Rums-fu."

[Arkana]

2. "GOLLUM...GOLLUM!!!!"

[dusmcj]

3. look deeeeeeeply into my eyes

1. Bush administration turns to hypnotism to defeat insurgency.

2. "These are not the questions you want to ask. You are feeling sleepy. You want to visit the PNAC website."

[LiberalVoice]

4. "Owe I'm so scared. I'm a coward I wanna pull out." nt

:sarcasm:

[MsAnthropy]

5. I am Jacob Marley, long since dead

[jimshoes]

6. And it is NOT

cutting and running, so stop saying that! And yes, I am related to Skeletor.

[DS1]

7. You see, all you people in the media, what you don't understand is

that war is like eating corn on the cob. You tackle the first row, and then you move on to the next, and you keep going back and forth until the cob is clean. But you don't know when you're going to come around to the other side, because you can't see the other side, so you have to keep eating until you get to the other side, otherwise you'll throw away some unfinished corn, and that's when the raccoons come out and steal it. And by raccoons, I mean terrorists, so eat your corn or the terrorists will get it.

[ThingsGottaChange]

16. OMG, DS1, That was Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:toast:

:rofl:

[lectrobyte]

22. Thanks, I needed a laugh today, great caption. I can just see him

doing that, too...

[Kadie]

23. That is perfect! ROFL

:rofl:

[Kierkegaard]

8. "I'm ownwee 9 yeaws old. That's this many..."

[jane_pippin]

9. "We'll pull out and then....Jazzhands! Jazzhands! Jazzhands!"

That'll wow 'em.

[Midnight Rambler]

10. "Can I suck out your very soul? I believe the answer is yes."

"Do I have the capability to stop asking myself questions? I don't think so."

[MsKandice01]

12. I'll get you my pretty...

And your little dog too!

[The Sleeper]

13. "How do I know the iraqis want us to stay???"

"It's because I have personally done the Vulcan Mind Meld with the Iraqi people....All of them."

[KnaveRupe]

14. You pinch your fingers, THEN flap your arms, THEN shake your tush!

[kat21]

15. Just like one of my other body parts -

I can't seem to get my pinky up.

[Hubert Flottz]

17. "I AM THE GAWD OF HELLFIRE!"

"FIRE...YOU'RE GONNA BURN!"

[stopbush]

18. "Don't believe white phosphorus softens hands? You're soaking in it!"

[chat_noir]

19. Craig Ferguson video - he's been on the defensive ;)

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2682134?htv=12

[katty]

20. Hold On...hold on!....I'm channeling Jesus!

[Voltaire99]

21. "...I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, Toto, too!"