I'm going to follow Cowbell's lead on a song parody.

[SammyBlue]

Unlike Limbaugh -- (parody of "Like A Stone" by Audioslave)

On his program
Afternoons in oxy stupor
Like a junkie
He tries and tries to keep the public stupid.
In a haze
He'll replace
Logic with utter clap trap
Though he'll try
To deny
He's completely full of crap.

In his hand, pills have to be
Chows them down endlessly
I'll avoid the smack
Unlike Limbaugh
I'll avoid the smack
always

And on his website
Rush will try to make his bullcrap stick
Like a pagan
Dittoheads worship this fat, pompous prick
The place their calls
And lick his balls
And stroke his flacid ego
He loves the war
And the troops endless tours
But when they called, he wouldn't go

In his hands, pills have to be
Chows them down endlessly
I'll avoid the smack
Unlike Limbaugh
I'll avoid the smack
always.

And on and on he droned
Until the day was late.
And I sat and threw up
Everything I ate
If poor, he'd be in jail
But he's Rush, so he opines.
The rich just make mistakes
The poor commit crimes.

In his hands, pills have to be
Chows them down endlessly
I'll avoid the smack
Unlike Limbaugh
I'll avoid the smack
Always!

[marbuc]

1. ...because I gotta have more cowbell nt