PHOTO: GAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

[Bluebear]

[Stephanie]

1. He pulled too tight on her strings.

[Bluebear]

4. It's like some horror movie! nt

[Poiuyt]

123. She looks like Vampira

[SeanQ]

146. And a badly made one at that with third string actors!

[Elidor]

61. LOL!

It looks exactly like that.

It would seem that Charles believes it is good manners to grope your host's wife. These are priceless.

[CountAllVotes]

2. birds of a feather

flock together ... OMG is right!!! :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Straight Shooter]

3. That's scarier than the opening scenes from Psycho. n/t

[goforit]

126. LOL!!!

[Tinksrival]

143. Oh Pickles, it's time for your close-up!

[hunter]

164. I also thought it looked like a scene from Batman.

To the Bat Cave, Robin!

[SammyBlue]

188. Wait till they get a load of me!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Bluebear]

207. Timeless!

[jim3775]

5. Wow, just wow. n/t

[rosesaylavee]

6. Hope Swamp Rat sees this one

What a great photoshop opportunity!

[tabasco]

31. That one doesn't need any photoshopping at all. n/t

[Swamp Rat]

42. I'm inclined to agree, but I am soooooo tempted!

:D

[rosesaylavee]

Don't resist the temptation - that is what art is for

Pllleeeeeeeeaaaaase??????????

[SalmonChantedEvening]

71. tempt tempt tempt tempt tempt tempt tempt tempt tempt tempt

You know you wanna........ :D

[Bluebear]

76. What Salmon said!

do it do it do it

[rosesaylavee]

43. I would to see her with a bit of green tint tho...

Swamp Rat does such a nice subtle job of enhancing the look of a photo, would hate for him miss an opportunity with such fine subject matter.

:)

[tuvor]

7. Hallowe'en was two nights ago, sweetie.

Time to turn in.

[kittenpants]

46. rofl

:rofl:

[Merrick]

8. Bauhaus is going to change the name of their song

Bela Legosi is alive!

[Clark2008]

206. ROFL!!

My fiance sings that silly song EVERY MORNING. He apparently likes to wake himself up to it.

:rofl:

[meganmonkey]

9. I'm gonna have nightmares!

And you had to post it right before bedtime too :cry:

[Richard D]

10. Halloween is over . . .

. . . isn't it??

[PretzelzRule]

Is this for real?

or are these the Madame Tussaud wax figures?

[Bluebear]

18. Madame Tussaud's looks more lifelike! nt

[Im with Rosey]

11. This is terrifying!

This is stuff that nightmares are made from.

[goforit]

124. Agreed!!!......What drug is she on!!

[mokawanis]

135. my thoughts exactly

I think she may have taken too many xanax. Maybe the Natl. Enquirer will have a story tomorrow. :evilgrin:

[FreedomAngel82]

133. Yeah really

I showed those pics to my mother and she even freaked out! I showed her the picture of Jack Nicholson as the Joker in "Batman" and she even agreed. LOL.

[JJackFlash]

12. "We've got everything under control."

"Nothing is the matter. George isn't drinking."

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. That has to be photoshopped....

By someone better than me.

[nadinbrzezinski]

20. No it is not

that is at the AFP for sale photos

[nashville_brook]

14. look at his little sausage fingers

[nadinbrzezinski]

15. What are both of them on

Egads!

[lumpy]

138. Charles probably had to fortify

himself with some good old Scotch 'bravery'.

[proud patriot]

16. what on earth ?

LOL :rofl: leave it to Laura to actually
make me have empathy for Charles

[Island Blue]

17. I would love to see what Chuck's right hand is doing.

On second thought, no I wouldn't!

On edit: I had to edit because I'm laughing too hard to type properly!

[drb]

39. I thought it was only poor gardeners who had a "brown thumb"....

nt

[tallahasseedem]

150. EEEEWWWW!

Funny, yet horribly disgusting.

[Gronk Groks]

19. Laura has DEFINITELY had too many valium today...

...looks like the smile was sewn on my a bad mortician.

[Bluebear]

21. It's the climax scene of the Stepford Wives! nt

[havocmom]

22. What dumb-ass stunt was shrubito pulling that got THAT response?

All those rings... battle of the rocks in DC tonight.

[raggedcompany]

23. Always beware the man with a pinky ring.

Just saying..

[Generic Other]

24. He goosed her! What a kinky pervert!

Either that or she really is a Disney animatronic character.

She looks like Chuck E.Cheese.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. There's WAY too much Smilac in the WH drinking water.

:hi: :D

[karlrschneider]

26. Isn't that a pic from that old movie "Morons from Outer Space"

or sumpin' like that...?
jebus

[Bigleaf]

27. Can you also please copy the following pictures over?

56060276, 56059516, 56059512. These ones are also hilarious!

[LisaLynne]

28. Ok, I know that people randomly snapping pictures ...

can catch people with some weird expressions, but what person in their right mind is EVER making that face? What is WRONG with that woman? I used to think it was a lobotomy, but she's too high strung for that. I'm not joking: There is something wrong with her. They've got her doped up senseless or something.

[kittenpants]

34. yeah, don't EVER make that face... let alone on film

my husband and I were just having that conversation when you posted this.

[Junkdrawer]

53. Go here. It's in picture after picture...

Bad drugs or bad Botox...

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/FrameSet.aspx?s=ImagesSearchState%7c0%7c-1%7c28%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c1%7c%7c%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c7%7claura+bush%7c-8193%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0&p=7&tag=2

[stillcool]

62. Could be good drugs......really good.

[Junkdrawer]

66. You have a point n/t

[LisaLynne]

65. I don't want to -- I'm too scared.

:scared:

Seriously, I went and looked. Egads. That's all I can say.

[bj2110]

85. I just watched House of Wax. She looks exactly like the dead/wax people

[HughBeaumont]

140. Oh man, that's some heinous shit she's on . . .

I guess Jack Nicholson gave it to her?

[CatBoreal]

151. Dear Gods, she looks totally vacant....

The lights are on but no ones home.

Camilla on the other hand isn't looking too bad, but I wish she'd get rid of the Farah 'do!

[notadmblnd]

29. you think charles is copping a feel?

I saw this pic and busted out laughing... that is too funny. these people represent the US. If it wasn't so funny, I'd have to cry.

[berni_mccoy]

33. Where's his RIGHT HAND?!?!

Bwahaahah

[Beetwasher]

30. WOW, What Has To Be Wrong W/ Someone To Make Them Ever Look Like That?

Man, that's just freaky.

[insane_cratic_gal]

32. Monster Mash

they did they monster mash..

I can understand Charles swarmy toothy grin.. looks like he just smacked pickle in the ass

But what's up with the Vamprilla look?

[stillcool]

35. That coke-jaw thing...

must be contagious!! Or, is it bird-flu?:rofl:

[CoffeeCat]

36. Nosferatu with a botched botox job! That's hoarked up! (nt)

[Swamp Rat]

37. AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kadie]

38. Made me think of

LOL

[Bluebear]

41. MAX!! MAX!!! LOL! nt

[swimmernsecretsea]

55. LOL!!

You're responsible for me bursting into laughter in a restaurant with WiFi and making everyone stare at me, hope ya know...

[Kadie]

99. LOL

:spray:

:hi:

[Pirate Smile]

103. I burst out laughing - the literal LOL - but I'm alone in my kitchen.

Only my dog noticed. :)

[shugah]

40. that is a creepy picture!

d'ya suppose they are vampires?

[neuvocat]

44. Are those photoshopped?

What's going on with Pickles?

[Bluebear]

45. They are not! nt

[neuvocat]

59. Then WTF???

I mean, that's some seriously weird ass behavior.

[havocmom]

60. She heard there might be another Batman movie

and REALLY wants a part.

[Arugula Latte]

47. Holy crap. I think her Stepford microchip is misfiring.

Quick, take her in for a tune-up!

[Bluebear]

51. LOL see #21

[Arugula Latte]

63. Ah - you beat me to it! Note to self: Read entire thread before posting.

:toast:

[Bluebear]

72. No ma'am!

It's worth repeating~ :toast:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

48. Girls Gone Wild.

With all that glitter, Camilla looks like she should have a guitar in her hands, ready to break out in a chorus of Rocky Top.

[meisje]

49. Laura likey the shocker?

[GOPisEvil]

50. I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille.

[Punkingal]

56. Right!!!!!!

I was looking at that first one and thinking "Sunset Boulevard."

[mzmolly]

52. Did the prince grab her behind?

LOL sheesh, she looks possessed.

[Island Blue]

73. I think it was one of those hand buzzers

You know those royals, they always love playing practical jokes on the colonists.

[mzmolly]

81. LOL

:)

[Virginian]

116. If he did, he didn't like it.

Look how sad he seems.


But she was really excited to meet him.

Sorry, I had trouble getting the pictures to display.

[SammyBlue]

54. She looks like Madusa! Oh Mu G-d! That's the look of a horror movie

vilian!!!

Come here, child. . .let me KILL YOU!!!

[azndndude]

57. IS THIS THE JOKER?????????

[CrownPrinceBandar]

104. "This town needs an enema..."

[PinkUnicorn]

141. Smile X in action (n/t)

[LiberalCompassionate]

58. Nooooooo..........

I thought Halloween was over :scared:
more like the 'night of the royal zombies' gahhhh....

[LizW]

64. It's not just a bad photo moment

She was doing that wild-eyed thing in the video on CNN, too.

Remember the old grammar school joke? "MOMMY, MOMMY! MY PONYTAIL'S TOO TIGHT!"

:rofl:

[peekaloo]

67. Can't comment.....I'm getting sleepy, sllleeeepppyyyyy....

yes master.

I think Chuckles gave Pickles a royal goose.

[Neshanic]

68. Just when you think it can't get any creepier, a new frontier opens.

What? How? The reason....

Was a Xanax lick block for this parade of freaks in the entry before the photos?

[Bluebear]

70. The Ativan Fondue fountain was quite a hit! nt

[Neshanic]

84. "Stay for the sponsored Levitra grab bag o' samples Charles."

[Cleita]

69. Thanks. those were worth saving.n/t

[kestrel91316]

74. Note to Camilla: Cleavage at 60 is not advisable. And that gown is........

...........uh........words don't suffice. :puke:

Dear Laura: What the hell is the matter with you????

[Bluebear]

75. What size is she, 42 long?

:evilgrin:

[Neshanic]

77. Agree. Tarted up for Monkey and Norma Desmond is not good.

We do not want to see that. Save it for later with Charles.

[Bouncy Ball]

117. Hey.

When I'm 60 if I want to have a bit of cleavage going on and you don't like it, don't look.

[kestrel91316]

125. I just think HERS looks, well, icky. She has done the sag thing

long enough that she ought to keep things a bit more dignified.

[PassingFair]

152. I think she is trying to avoid the "double chin" look ...

by craning her neck.
Methinks she craned too much.

[Castilleja]

185. Right On!!!!

Cleavage just is, it has no age limit.

[leesa]

154. Laura's dress has GOT to be an old prom dress she dragged down from

the attic. I think her Mom must have made it too.

[SmokingJacket]

162. At least Camilla looks like a human being.

Unlike some people.

[AspenRose]

191. What SJ said.

Camilla almost looks downright "foxy" next to Pickles.

ALMOST.

[Benbow]

189. And I will never understand why Charles preferred her to -

Diana

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[Fire Walk With Me]

78. I don't understand.

It hurts, and I don't understand.

[MADem]

79. Is he GOOSING HER??? That is sure what it looks like!!!!! nt

[Neshanic]

82. That, and he looks like he had too many combo burros at TB.

[helderheid]

80. I just sent this tio my lists as a belated halloween card!

[phusion]

83. WTF?

:wtf:

:crazy: :crazy:

[Neshanic]

86. If I was one of the servers, I would be scared to be bit by Laura.

[smoogatz]

87. Good God. The Ruling Class On Parade.

What a bunch of hideous ghouls they are.

[Sydnie]

88. Best. State. Dinner. Picture. EVER

I can't stop laughing at the one with her and Chuck! Does he look a bit uncomfortable or what?

Could that have been when the protestors were out front and she became the SHINY thing that distracted them?

Thanks Bluebear! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bunny planet]

89. Is that for real??????

Did Laura have a botox accident? Talk about your Stepford Wives.

[Sparkly]

90. "Max... I'm ready for my close up..."

That is just bizarre.

[Connie_Corleone]

91. She must be practicing for the remake of Sunset Boulevard.

[Sparkly]

92. We had the same thought at the same time!

(See my post above...)

[Connie_Corleone]

94. And I was just watching that movie on TCM an hour ago! LOL!!

[Kadie]

96. LOL

this is what I posted above...

[adarling]

93. Satan entering her body

FOR YOU DAMIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:evilgrin:

[Martin Eden]

95. Stepford Wife malfunction

I'm sure they'll replace the faulty curcuit board in no time.

[Pirate Smile]

97. Thanks. I really needed a good laugh.

:D

[blue neen]

98. Camilla looks downright radiant and authentic next to

Laura "Nip and Tuck" Bush. Yeah, this is definitely the "Dignified White House." :sarcasm:

Why do we have to keep putting up with the Bushes embarrassing us in every possible way!

[Bridget Burke]

153. Camilla is not wearing a Bridesmaid's Dress.....

Nobody looks good in Aprict Taffeta--especially with a bow in front.

Pickles is not a bad looking woman--but she apparently does not own any mirrors. Or her eyes are so unfocused that she can't see how she looks.

[spindrifter]

100. Has anyone notified

BBC and the London Times?

[Pepper32]

118. Not sure

But someone needs to put the batteries back into Laura so she can retake these pictures.

This is bad even for her.... WOW

[Zen Democrat]

101. Looks like a desperate cry for help.

[Bouncy Ball]

102. OH MY GOD.

I'm laughing AND I'm scared. I have never felt like laughing so hard and being so scared in all my life. WHAT a WEIRD fucking pose! Why in the world did she do that?

And is it just me, or is Prince Charles looking really kind of...scared there?

[Sparkly]

105. It's just that she kept calling him "Mr. DeMille" ...

Kinda unnerved him.

[Bouncy Ball]

106. Personally I think she's overdosed on Botox.

And possibly some other type of drug.

[Hissyspit]

107. Scared...

...so scared.

Mommy...

[gulliver]

108. That's right. We killed him. He was mean to us...ha ha... and ...

... we're First Lady now... ha ha... ha ha...

[DoYouEverWonder]

109. Charles looks like Laura

just cut a big one.

Has for Laura, OMG, is she having a seisure?

[spanone]

110. Laura Karloff........the Prince looks like he just shat himself.

[Rex]

111. Insane woman.

nt

[goodboy]

112. Forget the Runaway Bride, It's the RUNAWAY BUSH! (nt)

[Neshanic]

113. FRAU LAURA! Horses outside whinny.

[Nothing Without Hope]

202. A "Young Frankenstein" reference!!!! I loved Frau Bluecher.

But she looked better than Pickles even when she was trying to seduce Gene Wilder with Ovaltine.

[Pepper32]

114. What, you don't like the halloween look?

It's only the latest thing. :crazy:

[izzybeans]

115. Those can not be real. Holy Mother of Fuck.

[CelticWinter]

119. omg that woman is definately on

generic drugs

[sakabatou]

120. AUGH!

[lovuian]

121. Is she stressed or what!!!

too much caffiene!!!

[goforit]

127. She's scary!! Almost possessed!! Reminds me of The Shining except

you hear......

Here's Laura(Johnny)!!!!

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

130. We can only hope........

...she starts running around the WH chasing Chimp-Boy with an axe.

[blueblitzkrieg]

122. Holy Crap!

[FreedomAngel82]

128. Yikes!

What the heck is Pickles doing in that last photo??? :crazy: Charles looks like he's going crazy with them. It's like "can I go home yet?"

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

129. Whoa. Whatever she's on, I WANT SOME.

Dayum. It's been YEARS since I've had THAT look on my face! Spread the wealth, bay-bee!!

:rofl:

[YOY]

132. Pretty sure the Stepford program costs the big bucks

sure you want to pay for that???

[foreigncorrespondent]

131. OMFG! ROFLMAO

I cannot stop laughing at this!

Oh this is fucking hilarious!!!

What the fuck is she on?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SoCalDem]

134. Drano on the rocks?

Nyquil Fizz?
Raid Smoothee?

[foreigncorrespondent]

136. Hmmm!

I like the Nyquil Fizz.

What ever it is, I am glad not all of us have access to it. Could you imagine if we all walked around looking like that? LOL

[KnaveRupe]

137. See what happens when you're good to Big Pharma?

Ohhhhhh yeaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Jesus H. Christ on a crutch that is too bizarre for words.


Actually, the more I look at it, (and let's face it - it's hard to look away) it's like she's saying through clenched teeth and a forced smile:

"Help me! My husband is fucking insane! OHFORTHELOVEOFGOD he's got nukes!"

[Junkdrawer]

139. More like a kid who purposely ruins the family portrait...

Will she stick her tongue out next time?

[Bluebear]

144. "Help me! My husband is fucking insane!"

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

156. Yes! "Help ME! I'm stuck in the refrigerator!"

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

142. Looks Like Barney Cold Nosed Her!

[auburngrad82]

145. I want some of what she's having

Nevermind Dubya being back on the juice. This woman is on some serious mood altering medications.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

147. I think she looks pretty now that she's gone way off the deep end.

Complete utter insanity was the only logical choice for her.

[Marie26]

148. Something is up with Laura

Her expression screams "CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH FUN I'M HAVING??" but she way overdoes it & it ends up looking like a grimace. Compare to how nice & normal Prince Charles & Camilla look. It's really hard to fake a happy smile & Laura just can't pull it off. To be honest, I see desperation more than anything else. Kinda disturbing to look at.

[InsanityInc]

155. I think there's trouble in the "kitchen"

* is so damn busy trying to cover his tracks he has left her in the dust!

Lately there have been more posts with hin and harriet and rice than with Laura

Think she's getting tired of playing second fiddle !

[tallahasseedem]

149. Hide!!!

She is trying to get us with her Republican death rays!!!!

[EFerrari]

159. Oh no.

:rofl:

[Surya Gayatri]

157. Are these for real?

Not photoshopped? Un-frigging-believable. She was either purposely mugging to sabotage the photo-op or she's certifiable. Notice the slightly crossed eyes in the second one. SG

:wow:

[mtnester]

158. My eyes . . . .MY EYES . . . I am BLIND

ohmygodohmygodOHMYGOD

WTF is WRONG with her (or else it is one HELL of a photoshop)

Except - MY RETINAS ARE SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW DAMMIT

[Ganja Ninja]

160. Laura looks possessed.

Either that or the vibrator up her ass is short circuiting.

[rmgustaf]

161. Charles looks -really- uncomfortable...

And Laura looks really creepy... unfortunate photo. :( Camilla looks nice, though. She looks better in black than that flowery thing she wore a while back.

[Career Prole]

163. No wonder she got out of teaching!

I wonder how many kids went home and told their folks "I never want to go to school again!"
What a...hell, I don't know what to call that "look"!
:wow:

[stevedeshazer]

165. One more facelift and Laura will have a goatee.

My God, man.

[lonestarnot]

166. What dopes!

[MN ChimpH8R]

167. Camilla is the only one who looks sober and human

Charles looks like he had a few drinks to fortify himself for an evening in the company of Chimpy and Pickles, and either Charles goosed Pickles or she's getting electrocuted. :yoiks:

[LonelyLRLiberal]

193. Can you imagine the conversation at dinner?

I would love to have a recording of their "chit-chat."

[Lochloosa]

The Bride of Frankenstein

[wryter2000]

168. I saw the four of the together last night

I was so hoping Charles would reach over and go upside the a-hole*'s head. Charles is too well-bred for that, alas.

[kimpossible]

169. Yahoo news has one almost as bad

http://tinyurl.com/cmtyh

[mattomjoe]

170. The only thing missing from Laura's pics....

... is the pig blood.

[UrbScotty]

171. Wasn't Clinton impeached for that? (nt)

[Chiyo-chichi]

172. Camilla looks like she is suppressing a laugh.

Doesn't she?

[mod mom]

173. My 9 yo son refers to her as "the plastic cheeseburger". She is

definitely on some strong pharmaseuticals.

[ronnykmarshall]

174. Good god!!!

Charles and Camilla look very scared.

[Raster]

175. Just say NO to Botox!!!

[gulfcoastliberal]

176. She snorted too much botox?

Either that or she got injected right before dinner?

[hippiegranny]

177. what the hell is UP with Loooora?

My god - they need to adjust her meds again.

[Ratty]

178. She'd better be careful. I see a beard beginning to creep up

The faint trace of hairs right at that low neckline. Too many more facelifts and she'll have a beard! Look for her to start wearing higher necklines I guess.

[CabalPowered]

179. Ok, so maybe they are aliens...

Doesn't she look like an alien out of Mars Attack?

[SillyGoose]

180. Aaaeeeiiihhhhhhhhhh! Why is she doing that with her eyes??

OMG. :scared:

[laruemtt]

181. what little i can remember from studying

macrobiotics back in the 70s, i believe they say the whites of the eyes showing above the iris is indicative of something really pathological. does anybody remember or know?

[jsquared]

196. When the upper whites of the eyes show like that, it usually indicates

someone who is under tremendous stress and, potentially, prone to violence. No surprise there. (You could see that in the photos of the Runaway Bride as well as the guy who came across the Canadian border with a bloody machete after murdering someone.) If George is losing it, you can imagine where he's taking it out.

[HoosierClarkie]

182. She looks like the JOKER!

[Arkana]

183. Holy fucking shit! What the hell is the matter with her?

Did Charles grab her ass in that first pic????

[Oreo]

184. Holy Jesus...

That first one is CRAZY!! Where does she get her pills and who decided to triple her dosage??

[triguy46]

186. Looks like somone's goosing pickles. n/t

[WildEyedLiberal]

187. Kids, this is what happens when you OD on Botox and Valium

You don't get much more Stepford than that. She's positively plastic.

[Catherine Vincent]

190. We'll have to save that one to throw at the fweepers when they

post the one of Hillary (although that one is photoshopped). LOL!

[goforit]

197. You're brilliant!!!

[DarleenMB]

192. scary SCARY

My second thought was "I wonder how much that necklace is worth?"

[quisp]

194. That's a thumb where the sun don't shine...

if ever I've seen one!

[Lorien]

195. "Must...obey...the Master...

Must...KILL!"

[WilliamPitt]

198. Jesus baldheaded Christ

Keep the automatic weapons away from the Lady.

[Swamp Rat]

199. Here ya go Bluebear:

I just finished this pic. :D

[Cleita]

200. Bootiful Swampie!

eom

[Nothing Without Hope]

203. Truly a magnificent job, Swampy, one of your best. And green is

such an appropriate color for Pickles, isn't it? The subtle collage of pills in the background is pure genius.

Excuse me, I have to run away screaming now.... :yoiks:

[Bluebear]

205. BRAVO!!! One of your top 5!!!

:toast:

[Nothing Without Hope]

201. We should have a POLL of top possibilities of why she looks like that

Mine:
1. Got *'s pills mixed up with hers
2. The newest robot development needs a bit of tweaking
3. One too many face lifts
4. Invisible toothpicks - but that doesn't explain the rest of her face

Swamp Rat has made a masterful modification of the lower photo - green is such an appropriate color for Pickles...

[VolcanoJen]

204. I might just have a new avatar

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