KO reading Scooter's sex prose on Countdown right now

[SillyGoose]

:o

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Icky!

[xultar]

2. ...cliff notes version...

[Boo Boo]

7. Ha! ROFL!!

The urinating monkeys (?) are a nice touch! :7

Scooter's one weird dude.

[Jacobin]

3. I SAW that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scooter's perverted version of Goldilocks and the three(?) Bears.

:woohoo:

[SillyGoose]

9. I am so glad KO mentioned this on his show.

:evilgrin:

[spanone]

4. Scooters been a bad boy.

[Mist]

5. I came in from the kitchen and just caught the bit about a madam

a cage, a bear. WTF? And that was Scooter's prose? Can't make sense of it.

[SillyGoose]

8. Oh, our Scooter has been a very very naughty boy.

It took Libby more than twenty years to write “The Apprentice,” which is set in a remote Japanese province in the winter of 1903. The book is brimming with quasi-political intrigue and antique locutions—“The girl who wore the cloak of yellow fur”; “one wore backward a European hat”—that make the phrase a “former Hill staffer,” by comparison, seem straightforward.
...
Other sex scenes are less conventional. Where his Republican predecessors can seem embarrassingly awkward—the written equivalent of trying to cop a feel while pinning on a corsage—Libby is unabashed:

At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest.

And, finally:

He asked if they should fuck the deer.

The answer, reader, is yes

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/content/articles/051107ta_talk_collins

Sick stuff, heh?

[Mist]

11. Sick indeed. Scooter is a twisted little fuck (no surprise there)

And the sentence "one wore backward a European hat"--damn, that's so bad it sounds like English isn't his first language.

[kma3346]

19. Here's another link

http://rigorousintuition.blogspot.com/2005/10/pimp-my-scooter.html

Scooter is one sick puppy.

:puke:

[goclark]

6. Fineman(Newsweek?) though it was so funny.

He is a sex starved scumbag.

[BrewerJohn]

10. That may be, however, hearing the phrase

"All the right-wing sex novels" go out on national TV did keep me in stitches for a good five minutes.
Hey, you gotta take the humor where you can find it.

[senseandsensibility]

12. What is this?

I mean, really, what is this? He wrote a novel with these passages? Really? I don't watch corporate media, so I have no idea if you're joking. It sounds like an embarrassing joke, but then again "embarrassing joke" pretty much sums up most repukes.

[SillyGoose]

14. Sadly, this is true. See post #8 for the New Yorker article about

his book.

[nadinbrzezinski]

13. Ah as this hits the mainstream media

I am almost hearing teh screeching bout polluting the damn jury pool

Funny

[MisterP]

15. Billow Reilly and his novel and phone tapes, now Scooter

how'd he get the name?

[nadinbrzezinski]

16. Dad gave it to him since he used to scoot around

as a baby... that one is innocent, now the question is, why for god sakes would a grown man keep it?

[Berry Cool]

17. Maybe KO will get to read the audio book

Now THAT would be funny!

[kma3346]

18. I was so pleased and amazed to see this!

I emailed him about it yesterday and sent him several links (including the Amazon.com link and the New Yorker article link). And I'm sure I wasn't the only one who did. I was so shocked when he discussed it on his show. What a guy! I love Keith!

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