I'm sorry but could somebody please

[DoYouEverWonder]

make this woman some clothes that at least fit properly?

[Tennessee Gal]

1. Damn!

Excuse me while I :puke:

[Punkingal]

2. She wears the wrong type of clothes for her body...

Zero fashion sense. You would think someone would tell her.

[MissB]

3. Erm,

which woman?

[DoYouEverWonder]

5. The one with the bruise on her shoulder

I wonder where that came from? Rough weekend at Camp David?

[pennylane100]

4. Well fitted clothes would not help

to hide the ugliness in her soul.

[SeattleGirl]

6. Do you mean Laura?

She always wears clothes that are too tight for her.

[neuvocat]

7. At least she doesn't look like a sofa anymore.

[Matariki]

8. and look at her eyes. clearly on drugs.

[leftchick]

9. frumpy and frumpier

from left to right.

:puke:

[Tatiana]

10. Camilla has certainly come a long way! She looks absolutely radiant.

Not bad for one of England's most famous mistresses.

As for our First Lady... I'm telling you, her stylist has got to be doing this on purpose. She/he is probably laughing his/her a$$ off right now.

[FreedomAngel82]

12. Really

Good grief. Laura's outfits are always so unstylish. Cami looks okay. Just simple.

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. I can just imagine

some gay designer who hates her guts, telling her, 'darling this red bow will be just the thing'.

[shenmue]

11. That look...on Laura's face...

She's an alien.

Help!

:wow:

:scared:

[Tatiana]

20. Like in that movie "The Stepford Wives."

She looks like a zombie.

I don't think George is the only one hitting the bottle.

I actually feel sorry for her. She's living a lie and I think she is unhappy in her marriage.

[ncteechur]

14. She needs to go on What Not to Wear. Dayum!

[LizW]

15. I can't fault her for how her clothes fit.

It's a sad truth that as we women age, our boobs head south. It leads to that unattractive wrinkling effect underneath.

I'm glad I don't have to dress up in formal clothes. It would be a horror to try to find something that fits. And I'm not overweight, I just have an average late-forties shape.

Actually, lose the bow on the front and I sort of like the red dress.

[DoYouEverWonder]

17. Then she needs to dress her age

the off the shoulder cut has got to go. And with her money there is no excuse.

[mtnester]

16. WHAT type of bra makes your breasts square?

I mean, I have some that make mine look BETTER than others, then I have my "weekend" bras that are super soft and barely support anything, but I have never owned one that make my boobs SQUARE.

[DoYouEverWonder]

18. Maybe she's wearing

one of those new Maidensquares?

I really don't know but if someone made me look like that, they'd be looking for a new job tomorrow.

[shenmue]

23. Oh jeez you're right

I just checked the picture again, it's true. That is frightening.

:scared:

[AlabamaYankee]

28. It looks like a pack of cigarettes

Maybe she stuffed them in her bra 'cause she isn't carrying a purse

[phylny]

38. Strapless bra on a woman her age.

She should know better and choose a dress that she can wear a REGULAR bra with.

[Cleita]

19. I don't think it's the dress. She needs some decent

foundation garments.

[Mist]

21. Yep, better fitting foundation garments, AND a better fitting dress--

a couple of darts in the boob area would tailor the dress nicely.

[Cleita]

26. Yes a proper dressmaker's fitting would have been in order.

It looks like Camilla got her's done, but Xanax Laura seems to throw something on before she's ever taken it off the hanger the first time.

[leftchick]

22. and just think how much that dress cost us!

and she will throw it away tomorrow. We do have a king and queen.

[helderheid]

24. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER EYES?!?

[Just Me]

30. They are not focused on anything or anyone.

She is completely detached.

[DoYouEverWonder]

34. Here's one that's even worse

There's a whole thread about her eyes. It looks like she's having a seizure.

[Rex]

25. That's what robots wear, all the rage!

BzzzZZZzzzzz

[melody]

27. Tampongirl and Pickles, together at last

Sorry, Brits on DU for knocking Camilla, but my primary recollection of her before Charles made himself an honest woman was the tampon fantasy telephone call.

At least Camilla looks poised and proper. Pickles looks like a glue-sniffing Smurf.

[dogonarug]

29. Silly libruls...

That's a photo of Camilla visiting the wax museum...sheesh

[Liberal In Texas]

31. Are there ANY drapes left in the WH? n/t

[melody]

32. LOL! Good one. n/t

[Chi-Town Exile]

33. What is with Pickles and big bows on her formal dresses?

Does she think the bow will make her ass look smaller? :evilgrin:

And for God's sake ... will someone please get that woman a bra that FITS?

[mikelewis]

35. Sort of reminds me of Lady Macbeth - Out! Out damn spot!

[Der Blaue Engel]

36. She has GOT to lay off the botox

Hasn't anyone ever told her if she keeps doing that with her face it's going to stay that way?

[lpbk2713]

37. It's not easy getting dressed when you're spaced out.

It's hard work.

[moondust]

39. She always looks like a mannequin

at a deserted department store.

(You sure she's not a blow-up doll?)