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bluedawg12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-16-05 11:20 AM
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The Passion of The KKKarl (parody)
Edited on Sun Oct-16-05 11:29 AM by bluedawg12
The Passion of The KKKarl*

If there is a way
for Fitzgerald to
Take this cup of indictment from me.
For I don't want to taste its poison.

Plame has burned me,
But I haven’t changed

I'm not as sure, as back in Texas
Then, I was inspired.
Now, I'm sad and tired.

Listen, surely I've exceeded expectations,
Tried for five years, seems like thirty.

Tried for five years, seems like thirty
Could you ask as much from any other turd?

But if I go down
See the saga through and do the things you ask of me,

Let them hate me, hit me, hurt me, and indict me

Why should I quit?
Why why should I quit?

Can you show me now that I would not be jailed in vain?
Show me just a little of my omnipresent brain.

Show me there's a reason for you wanting me to serve my time?
You're far to keen on where and how, but not so hot on why

Why then am I scared to finish what I started,
What we started - I didn't start it!

George, thy will is hard,
But you hold every card.

I'd have to know, I'd have to know, by George
I'd have to know, I'd have to know, by George
I'd have to see, I'd have to see, by George
I'd have to see, I'd have to see, by George

Would I be more wealthy than I ever was before?
Would the things I've said and done matter any more?

If I go down what will be my reward?
If I go down what will be my reward?
Have to know, have to know, by George
Have to know, have to know, by George

I will drink your cup of poison.
Spank me on your knees and break me.
Bleed me, beat me.
Indict me. Take me, now!

Before I change my mind.

Krystalcon: There he is, they're all asleep the fools!
KKKarl: Bill, must you betray me with a smile?
..........
* With apologies to
Jesus Christ Superstar/ Andrew Lloyd Webber & Tim Rice
http://www.theworldjournal.com/special/lyrics/redirect.php?q=/lyrics/122765/Jesus_Christ_Superstar/Gethsemane/
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orpupilofnature57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-16-05 11:45 AM
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1. Now that's sacrilege!!! But Good !
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bluedawg12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-16-05 01:43 PM
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2. I loved the rock-opera and listen to the music
to this day.

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