I am not a violent person, by nature, but I would love to

[driver8]

punch Tom DeLay right in the face!!

Anyone care to join me?

[Carolab]

1. I'd go farther than that.

I'd kick him in the balls (if he had any).

[Old Vet]

2. I got your back!

[atommom]

4. Don't bother with his balls. They're Neuticles.

[mtnsnake]

3. I'd plaster another coat of high-gloss polyurethane on Shiney's face,

only I'd add some epoxy down by the mouth area.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

Nah.

I just want to pinch him really really hard. A lot.

[jim3775]

5. You should be careful

That could be interpreted as "uttering threats to commit violence against a public official".

Just an FYI.

[NorCalDem]

6. Hey,

Robertson and O'Reilly can do it, so we can to!

I'm calling for the assassination of the President, are you comin' to my door Secret Service?

[jim3775]

7. Robertson and O'Reilly are republicans

IOKIYR

[HysteryDiagnosis]

9. Just like when Zell told Tweety he wished we still lived in the days

when you could challenge someone to a duel... and I am sure he meant that he would love to shoot Chris if it were a present day practice.

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. I wouldn't bother. He isn't worth the trouble you would get into

for the assault charge.

[NervousRex]

10. Pillory...

or horsewhipping would suit me....followed by a good old tar'n'feathering.

[Gold Metal Flake]

11. Locking

Let's work for change within the system, friends.