Boy, he really has the hangover slur this morning.

[Maddy McCall]

I can hardly understand him, and I speak fluent Texan.

He's got the slur badly.

[Maddy McCall]

1. He sounds like a cheap Elvis imitator this morning.

[Binka]

5. What An Insult To Cheap Elvis Impersonators!

Hi girl! How are ya doin?

[Maddy McCall]

10. Hey, Binka!

But doesn't he sound "Elvis" this morning?

LOL! :hi:

[Binka]

12. I Can't Watch The Freak I'm Going To Go Trim My Bush

And clip my toenails! :silly:

[Maddy McCall]

23. Just be careful.

If you are half as sauced as George was last night, just be careful. :D

[texpatriot2004]

2. Does he look desperate? Does he look like the grim reaper is

breathing down his neck?

[Maddy McCall]

3. Trying to remain stoic, but desperation is showing.

[emulatorloo]

4. His 'Texas' accent is pure made up BS

I speak fluent Texan too, and I have never heard a real Texas speak with such a hodgepodge accent. . .it is just bizarre.

You think that Karl and Karen would have hired a good dialect coach for him. . .

[Maddy McCall]

8. Nor I.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. No kidding.

Maddy, BTW, package going out today. I have been swamped at work. Sorry.


And, lest you think I am cheap, I did get a lot of stuff on clearance, because up here they are putting out the winter clothes.

[Maddy McCall]

11. That's FINE! It's hard here to even find shorts and things for kids.

They start putting winter clothes out in August.

Bless you, Midlo. BTW, are you no longer a mod? :cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

17. LOL. I needed a little time off. Thanks for your nice thought.

Things have been really hectic at work, even though I have it pretty easy because I work from home, but I have been putting in pretty long hours and it was getting to me.

I need my DU modding time to clean the office, do laundry, decorate for Halloween, you know, you have a child. The things you do for your kids...

[Maddy McCall]

19. Sweetie, I know.

I can't imagine how much time you have to put into modding to be an effective mod.

But I was so hoping that we could have another egg debate. :D

[Midlodemocrat]

21. LOL. I am planning to pick a fight with Big in the lounge any day now.

[Maddy McCall]

24. Just cue me before it starts.

I'll be there. :D

[whometense]

7. I'm listening on

Stephanie Miller.

It's like MST3K.

[seemslikeadream]

9. He's really really scaring me

[Maddy McCall]

13. That photo really scared me!

:D

[texpatriot2004]

14. LOL that's hilarious. n/t

[frankly_fedup2]

15. Hi Maddy. We've only spoke once or twice on here. I have one

more question for you. What is up with the frog with the bloody looking teeth? What is he suppose to be? Why are his teeth that color? Why does a frog have teeth? Why does he keep showing those funny looking teeth? So, do you think Dumbya and Peaches hav been to Margarettaville lately? Oh, almost forgot, does the evil-looking frog have a name?

[Maddy McCall]

18. Hi, frankly!

The frog has bloody teeth because he bit the last person who said he needed to visit a dentist on the ass. ;-)

Indeed, I think you are right...I believe that Gdub and Pickes got pickled last night. They know what's coming today, with the indictments and all.

And his name is Froggy. :D

[frankly_fedup2]

26. You collect frog stuff don't you Maddy? Did you see the Tonight

Show with Jay Leno last night? They had a frog purse (a real bull frog that a taxedermist must have cleaned out and lined and then put a zipper in its chest and a zipper around its mouth. It was really sick looking. I thought of your little toady dude when I saw it. Someone bought it off of ebay though. I cannot remember for how much though.

[No DUplicitous DUpe]

16. No Flags Today? (folded to spell 911)

Keep an eye on that jaw twitch...

[Maddy McCall]

20. Yes, I've seen it consistently through this speech.

Did you just hear that? "Etremist."

He's bent on something this morning. Wish I could order a piss test on him.

[elfin]

22. Jaw jerk in overtime. eom

[WiseButAngrySara]

25. Indeed! I can't stand to listen to him, so I'm trying to read DU comments

instead, but I have B* on in the background, but muted. As soon as I read about his jaw jerk, I checked it out. It's MUCH more obvious with the sound muted!