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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:31 AM Original message |
My silent encounter with a Freeper. (Worth a thousand words.) |
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MinneapolisMatt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:37 AM Response to Original message |
1. LOL |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:40 AM Response to Reply #1 |
5. I think their lips disappear from frowning so much! |
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kath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:47 AM Response to Reply #5 |
15. I think W is lipless because of the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome... |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:58 AM Response to Reply #15 |
20. Ah, that may be. |
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WildEyedLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 01:19 AM Response to Reply #20 |
23. ahahahahahahaah |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 01:27 AM Response to Reply #23 |
27. It ISN'T pretty. |
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JI7 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 01:26 AM Response to Reply #20 |
26. evidence |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 01:28 AM Response to Reply #26 |
28. Oh my god. |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 01:56 AM Response to Reply #28 |
32. He does look ghastly, doesn't he? |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 07:28 AM Response to Reply #28 |
41. It's obvious he isn't a happy person, much like the woman in your |
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leesa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 09:56 AM Response to Reply #28 |
55. Remember he's a cold-blooded murderer...that may help the pity thing. |
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AuntieM1957 (775 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 02:38 PM Response to Reply #28 |
67. he's drunk |
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MellowOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 05:33 PM Response to Reply #26 |
74. OMG |
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FizzFuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 09:57 PM Response to Reply #20 |
77. your story cracked me up, and now...THIS. |
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sickinohio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 08:50 AM Response to Reply #5 |
49. t delay |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:13 PM Response to Reply #49 |
61. The lipless thing comes from.... |
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cry baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:38 AM Response to Original message |
2. great story...I'm laughing out loud! |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:39 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Haha...not always. Sometimes I can get downright cantankerous |
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Gronk Groks (582 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:38 AM Response to Original message |
3. Silence was probably your best response... |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:42 AM Response to Reply #3 |
9. I have, in the past, |
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Straight Shooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:40 AM Response to Original message |
6. You just cracked me up. |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:54 AM Response to Reply #6 |
19. My friend and I are actually |
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sandnsea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 04:28 AM Response to Reply #19 |
36. Oh Vektor, yes yes yes |
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Vanje (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 10:01 AM Response to Reply #19 |
56. I'll buy it! |
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Straight Shooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 01:17 PM Response to Reply #19 |
64. Do it, Vektor, quick. |
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FizzFuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 10:00 PM Response to Reply #19 |
78. me too me too, I want the DVD! |
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Hello_Kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:41 AM Response to Original message |
7. I have really big red DEMOCRATIC hair. |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:44 AM Response to Reply #7 |
11. I'll bet your hair is cool. |
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Hello_Kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 01:22 AM Response to Reply #11 |
25. My hair is cool. It does it's own thing. |
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phusion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:41 AM Response to Original message |
8. Great story... |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:45 AM Response to Reply #8 |
12. That was what blew me away. |
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JI7 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:43 AM Response to Original message |
10. too funny |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:49 AM Response to Reply #10 |
16. *HATER'S HAIKU!* |
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WildEyedLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 01:21 AM Response to Reply #16 |
24. Don't you mean "H8R'S"? |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 01:29 AM Response to Reply #24 |
29. Oh yes. Right! |
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Catherine Vincent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:45 AM Response to Original message |
13. The bitch couldn't say hello? |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:50 AM Response to Reply #13 |
17. Maybe it's best she didn't open her mouth. |
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blm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 09:40 AM Response to Reply #17 |
53. Heh.... my presssssssssshussssssssss ....... |
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NJCher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:46 AM Response to Original message |
14. excellent descriptive writing |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:51 AM Response to Reply #14 |
18. :-) |
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WatchWhatISay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 01:09 AM Response to Original message |
21. You need to write more |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 01:11 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Thanks... :-) |
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sandnsea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 01:34 AM Response to Original message |
30. bwahahaha |
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WildEyedLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 01:46 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. I think that was my favorite line as well |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 02:14 AM Response to Reply #31 |
33. I was tempted, believe me. |
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woofless (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:18 PM Response to Reply #31 |
63. Me three. |
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JohnnyRingo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 02:31 AM Response to Original message |
34. Hahahahaha.....Good One. |
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MsConduct (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 02:42 AM Response to Original message |
35. Great story! And kudos for taking the high road. n/t |
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nookiemonster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 05:18 AM Response to Original message |
37. "you really just want to kick someone in the cooter" |
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zippy890 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 06:26 AM Response to Original message |
38. I've noticed religious republicans' anger & unhappiness |
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Vanje (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 10:05 AM Response to Reply #38 |
57. Close, but not quite right |
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fujiyama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 06:40 AM Response to Original message |
39. HAHA |
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OrlandoGator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 06:50 AM Response to Original message |
40. "Republican Hair"...holy shit, I think we have a winner! |
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globalvillage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 07:54 AM Response to Original message |
42. OMG, Vektor, that's hysterical. |
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FuzzyDicePHL (698 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 08:02 AM Response to Original message |
43. Great story but |
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HysteryDiagnosis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 08:12 AM Response to Original message |
44. You should be published...... that was mahvelous.... lol.... nt. |
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HysteryDiagnosis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 08:13 AM Response to Original message |
45. You should be published.... really... thanks for the laugh.. nt. |
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Maraya1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 08:22 AM Response to Original message |
46. That would make a great skit on SNL |
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Puglover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 08:23 AM Response to Original message |
47. OMG I am laughing my ass |
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XanaDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
48. Recommended. |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
50. I've noticed with the lip thing that along with no lips, lips that are |
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daydreamer (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 09:22 AM Response to Original message |
51. Vektor, you are a good writer. |
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meganmonkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
52. Bwahahaha! |
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I Have A Dream (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 09:45 AM Response to Original message |
54. Great story! I work with a woman who has the same kind of... |
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Gregorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 11:25 AM Response to Original message |
58. The last laugh. |
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rbajai (247 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
59. Hilarious! |
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Paradise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
60. yup, ya gotta do it. |
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Darth_Kitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
62. that's great! LOL |
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bunny planet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
65. great story, I especially liked your 'resembling an end-stage Elvis' |
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proud patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 02:22 PM Response to Original message |
66. Excellent |
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NorthernSpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
68. maybe she had a migraine or something... |
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Catherine Vincent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 03:47 PM Response to Reply #68 |
69. Did you not read this part: |
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NorthernSpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 05:19 PM Response to Reply #69 |
72. yes, I read it... |
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Catherine Vincent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 07:32 PM Response to Reply #72 |
75. Okay. Well I know what you mean though. |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 05:22 PM Response to Reply #68 |
73. I did think about that...but... |
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Barad Simith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
70. "kick someone in the cooter"? |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
71. Terrific story! |
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buddysmellgood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 09:53 PM Response to Original message |
76. "nudie silhouette mud flaps with visible nipples" |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-05 10:06 PM Response to Original message |
79. Well, you'd be in a foul mood too, if you just found out your hubby... |
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