What is Jeff Sessions smoking in the cloakroom?

Skidmore

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Tue Sep-13-05 03:47 PM
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What is Jeff Sessions smoking in the cloakroom?

He doesn't think conservatives want to know how a judge would decide on issues before being selected.

How does an idiot like this get repeatedly elected?

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BlueJac

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Tue Sep-13-05 03:51 PM
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1. It is unbelievable he is reelected...

The guys is an absolute moron. He must have KKK Rove run his campaign too!

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BlueJac

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Tue Sep-13-05 03:53 PM
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2. What year did that disaster(Sessions) hit Alabama??

Maybe the guards could of took care of him!

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against all enemies

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Tue Sep-13-05 03:53 PM
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3. "The South shall rise again" It has, it sucks.

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buff2

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Tue Sep-13-05 03:53 PM
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4. God,I can't stomach that scumbag

Why is it that the repukes are all low life IDIOTS? Geez...

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David Zephyr

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Tue Sep-13-05 03:56 PM
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5. There really is no Sen. Sessions. It's Leslie Jordan Acting as a Senator

Edited on Tue Sep-13-05 03:59 PM by David Zephyr

Being David Zephyr and living near Hollywood gives me certain really "inside" information. I can break this news here at the DemocraticUnderground.Com about the so-called Senator Sessions.

Senator Sessions is really just the creation of the great southern Actor Leslie Jordan, now famous from his hillarious roles in television (as the character Beverly Leslie on "Will and Grace") and on stage and in film (as the character Brother Boy "Sordid Lives").

There is no Senator Sessions, just Leslie Jordan acting as Alabama's Sissy Senator Sessions.

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clichemoth

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Tue Sep-13-05 04:04 PM
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7. Who's impersonating Mike Rogers then?

Mike Rogers is of course AL-4's invisible Congressman. Has anybody seen him? I don't think he was even in his own campaign commercials and has only been briefly spotted on C-SPAN once unleashing pro-war drivel.

At least Bob Riley (who became a better Governor than any we've had since WWII despite playing for the wrong team) cared about his district. I don't know if Rogers even lives in it.

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clichemoth

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Tue Sep-13-05 03:58 PM
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6. No serious opposition . . .

At the federal level, the AL Democratic Party might as well be the handpicked "opposition" in Turkmenistan.

At the state and local levels, they're mostly all Republican-lite drones. Alvin Holmes may be the only true progressive holding office in AL, come to think of it. That's scary.

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