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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-05 03:35 PM
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Betty Bowers (America's Best Christian) connects the dots.
...it has been four long years since 9/11 (registered trademark) and nothing has apparently been done in this country to prepare for or help a disaster (an alarming fact that was amply proven on "Being Bobby Brown"). But I am getting increasingly impatient with liberals bellyaching that Katrina serves to underscore a lack of planning on the part of our President.

On the contrary, dears: it shows an arrangement that works just like it is supposed to not work! You see, Mr. Bush wisely cut the budgets for emergency response agencies and the rebuilding of levees in New Orleans to pay for our efforts to establish an Islamic theocracy in Iraq (and to send emergency tax relief to desperate people not nearly as liquid as New Orleans, desperately clinging to billions tied up in real estate and leaking stock portfolios). Who was to fill the gap, impertinent fact-obsessed people ask? Well, American's religious corporations, mouths agape under the bounteous spigots of tax-dollars flowing to faith-based initiated! That is why FEMA lists Brother-in-Christ (and assassination cheerleader) Pat Robertson's very own Operation Blessing as one of the first places you should think about when sending dollars to help poor people being devoured by rats in New Orleans. Say what you will about Brother Pat, but he knows how to loot without getting wet! Glory!

The tiny snag with relying on churches to fill the gap left by a government too preoccupied with the testosterone of waging war abroad to succumb to the girly impulse of feeding those left at home, is that the churches with the most money didn't get that way by turning it over to those in need. Indeed, in a novel twist on Scripture, most American Christian mega-churches have been called by the Lord Jesus to get money from the poor -- not the other way around...


More at: http://www.bettybowers.com/nl_090205.html

Gotta love Betty!!


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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-05 03:48 PM
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1. She's so close to Jesus...
Go Betty, Go! Great satire from Landover Baptist.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-05 04:12 PM
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2. I'm glad I signed up for her email updates!
One of the few that I find time to read.
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