Moonie Alert!!

[donsu]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2003/09/24/moon/index_np.html


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Sept. 24, 2003 | Last December, at his three-day God and World Peace event, the Rev. Sun Myung Moon drew a notable slate of political figures, from Sen. Richard Lugar, R-Ind., to Rep. Danny Davis, D-Ill., and, perhaps most notably, James Towey, director of the White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives, who offered some respectful opening remarks to Moon's Unification Church faithful. Moon followed, and called for all religions to come together in support of the Bush plan for faith-based initiatives.

Coming from Moon that made perfect sense, because he already believes all religions will come together -- under him. "The separation between religion and politics," he has observed on many occasions, "is what Satan likes most." His gospel: Jesus failed because he never attained worldly power. Moon will succeed, he says, by purifying our sex-corrupted culture, and that includes cleaning up gays ("dung-eating dogs," as he calls them) and American women ("a line of prostitutes"). Jews had better repent, too. (Moon claims that the Holocaust was payback for the crucifixion of Christ: "Through the principle of indemnity, Hitler killed 6 million Jews.") His solution is a world theocracy that will enforce proper sexual habits in order to bring about heaven on earth.

What sort of proper sexual habits? According to Moon, in order to restore blood purity, very specific practices are prescribed. Sex before marriage is out of the question, and when sexual consummation does happen, it must adhere to very specific instructions. First, a photograph of Moon must be nearby, so that everything occurs under the reverend's watchful eye. After two nights of woman-on-top sex, the couple reverse positions, whereupon the man, according to Moon, restores dominion over Eve, via the proper missionary position. Then, according to the instructions attributed to the U.C.'s American Blessed Family Department, "after the act of love, both spouses should wipe their sexual areas with the Holy Handkerchief" --referring to the church-supplied washcloth -- which must "be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered or mixed up."
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Moon is very tight with Poppy

we are governed by the insane

(a never laundered Holy Sex Handkerchief ?????!!!!!! YUCK)

[Jacobin]

1. Scratching my head and trying to think of how they are different

from the extreme sect of Islam to which Mr. bin Laden belongs. :shrug:

[Muddleoftheroad]

Just out of curiosity

When was the last time Moonies blew themselves up in an attempt to kill people?

[Muddleoftheroad]

20. Just out of curiosity

When was the last time Moonies blew themselves up in an attempt to kill people?

[WoodrowFan]

2. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

"after the act of love, both spouses should wipe their sexual areas with the Holy Handkerchief" --referring to the church-supplied washcloth -- which must "be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered or mixed up."



EWWWWW, and I thought Mormons were odd for their special underwear. How gross would those cloths be after, say, 10 years of marriage!

[donsu]

3. that special Mormon underwear is truly strange

is it just the women who have to wear it?

(I feel sorry for all the women who buy into this male control crap)

[Solomon]

5. Please. Explain to us about the

Mormon Underwear.

[redwitch]

6. yeah, I want to hear all about that too

sheesh, I'm so out of the loop!

[Catherine Vincent]

8. Me too!

I want to know about the underwear!

[WoodrowFan]

10. Special Undies

At least they can wash them..


The word "garment" has distinctive meanings to Latter-day Saints. The white undergarment worn by those members who have received the ordinance of the temple Endowment is a ceremonial one. All adults who enter the temple are required to wear it. In LDS temples, men and women who receive priesthood ordinances wear this undergarment and other priestly robes. The garment is worn at all times, but the robes are worn only in the temple. Having made covenants of righteousness, the members wear the garment under their regular clothing for the rest of their lives, day and night, partially to remind them of the sacred covenants they have made with God.

The white garment symbolizes purity and helps assure modesty, respect for the attributes of God, and, to the degree it is honored, a token of what Paul regarded as taking upon one the whole armor of God (Eph. 6:13; cf. D&C 27:15). It is an outward expression of an inward covenant, and symbolizes Christlike attributes in one's mission in life. Garments bear several simple marks of orientation toward the gospel principles of obedience, truth, life, and discipleship in Christ.

An agency of the Church manufactures these garments in contemporary, comfortable, and lightweight fabrics. They are available for purchase through Church distribution centers.
http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/basic/temples/Garments_EOM.htm

also..

http://www.hankstuever.com/stories18.html





I refrained from posting the Mormon-garment Barbie I found as well.

[donsu]

11. really strict mormons wear a unionsuitish type underwear

I know the women do but I'm not sure about the men.

[arcane1]

13. nope. Steve Young of the 49ers wears the Mormon underwear too

he says he gets kidded about it in the locker room

I can relate :-)

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

16. no, both men and women wear it

[bitchkitty]

17. Nope - men and women. n/t

[GOPFighter]

4. What does God think about all this?

He/she/it has been uncharacteristically silent for the last 2000 years. Maybe he gave up and moved on....

[redwitch]

7. wouldn't you?

special underwear must make even God shake his/her head.

[RedSox02]

9. Think about it!

Moon actually thought this stuff up! He wants a picture of himself displayed during the intercourse! He seriously thought all of this up. Just bizarre. Anyone who works for the Washington Times should be asked if they follow their boss's prescribed sexual practices, and whether or not they have ever used the "handkerchief". It would be funny to see their reaction.

[donsu]

12. to get back to Moon - he just started a vacation tour thing to N. Korea

think someone posted this recently, but I read about it.

the owner of the Washington Times is running a tour service to N.Korea

are we still in Kansas?

[NewYorkerfromMass]

14. blm could fill you all in on this shit

BTW d'yall know WHY she's b.l.m. ?

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

18. Bush.Loves.Moonies?

[bitchkitty]

19. Does the M stand for Moon?

Is she an ex-moonie? I'd like very much to talk to her. My sister was in the Children of God for years, and left before her daughters reached puberty, for reasons I'm sure you can figure out. I was in the COG for about 2 months, and was literally scared away by a horrific nightmare.

[oasis]

15. Wow

:wow: