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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:43 PM
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Bush said, "I can't believe I just shat myself."
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:52 PM
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An emergency staff meeting was convened, in The Oval Office, where a white paper on changing the presidential poopy pants was drafted.

A NAvy Steward was said to have supplied the meeting with a tray with one large glass on it, a large cooler of ice and a 55 gallon kit drum of Jim Beam Bourbon, emblazoned with the presidential seal. The Navy Steward then accompanied the White House Physician into the Oval Office. The physician was carrying what looked like a tranquilizer dart gun.
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