America is addicted to sex.It is time we cured it of this addiction.

[KlatooBNikto]

News Headline from the New Murdoch Newspaper, The Daily Republican.

In an alarming headline, Mr.Murdoch's newspaper says it has discovered this problem that seems to know no boundaries of race,religion or national origin, let alone sexual orientation and wants this to be brought to the attention of all Religious Republicans."We were trying to reach them at the Annual Convention of the Christian Coalition at Virginia Beach,but were unable to reach most of the delegates who were attending their evening one-on-one sessions with prominent( as in protruding) ladies of the evening.Jeff Gannon who was the master of ceremonies for these evening programs has promised to keep everything discreet on the Internet.

Mr.Murdoch says that he is disappointed that, after conversion of his Australian citizenship to American,his hopes for finding a truly sexless paradise in America have been dashed.The Australians are a raunchy sort,he said,but Americans led by the Rev.Falwell and Robertson,gave me high hope.I discovered that between the wankers,the homosexuals,kinky types like Mr.Santorum, not much is left among the Republicans.To find truly sexually moderate people I had to go among the Democrats like Mr.Clinton and who wants to do that?

These are truly sad times in the Australian Bush country.

[Dogmudgeon]

1. Murdoch is hitting the LSD again, isn't he?

For his next trip, may I suggest Tim Leary's translation of The Tibetan Book of the Dead?

--p!
Chill, O Nobly Born, chill.

[mattclearing]

2. Link? n/t

[KlatooBNikto]

6. Here is the link:

http://www/wankerwankerwanker@rupert's.com

[K-W]

3. America does have a major problem with sex, but this isnt it.

Sheesh.

I think these morons will find that all products of evolution have a sex addiction, oh wait, thats right, evolution isnt true.

[Selteri]

4. I don't want to KNOW what these nasty idiots think of

the European attitude toward sex and sexuality.

[Eloriel]

5. Is your space bar broken?

Hard to read (and annoying as all get out) with all those missing spaces after some of your punctuation.

[KlatooBNikto]

9. Sorry, looks like you are right.Will get it fixed tomorrow.

[Sanity Claws]

7. Maybe we should have a study on the subject

Anyone here want to test the addictive powers of sex?

[all.of.me]

10. i'm in!

[Goodfella12]

18. oh yea!

[MrSandman]

17. In the name of science...

absolutely.

[coloradodem2005]

8. Since when is that motherfucker so moral?

I know that nobody ever thought he was cute as a kid. So everyone has to pay for it.

[bloom]

11. I think if there is a problem

it is that advertisers can use it to sell anything.

Of course - Murdoch has got to love that. He just gets more money.

[Dave Reynolds]

12. If he wants a sexless paradise in America,

he should come to my house.

no..wait honey I was kiddin...

[BlueEyedSon]

13. So, he's rejecting all adverts for Cialis...?

[kodi]

14. this from a guy who rogered a wallaby in his youth?

what will the children think?

[Deja Q]

15. Look at FOX Network's own shows. Murdoch is the epitome of hypocrites.

He owns them so he's got ultimate say and control.

He only cares about money and if he can pull off his own stunt, which has got to be as blatant as they come, then Americans really are too thick for their own good!

[nolabels]

20. He probably thinks no one will notice

but of course if your a fundie and this meant something to you. Then by all means forget who is telling you this, just stay on message
We would expect no less from ya :crazy:

[DireStrike]

16. I, for one, hope the Republicans take up this line.

War for no reason?
-Who cares!

Economy in the shitter?
-I got mine!

Taking away my playboy?
-Time for a revolution!

[Swamp Rat]

19. We need to be cured of 'Murdoc-itis'

[thebigidea]

21. does satire fail if nobody laughs?

or does the "oh yeah, its a joke." when you tell them mean its succeeded?

I think the problem here is that you don't even need to make stuff up to get a laugh, the Bushies are so goddamn weird on their own... just reading the headlines each morning makes me alternately laugh and weep.

[Boo Boo]

22. Blowjobs

That's what they're addicted to. They're out there getting oral sex all day long. I heard it on the radio!

:silly:

[nonconformist]

23. No... the Republicans, Conservatives...

and religious fundamentalists are the ones OBSESSED with everything sex. And this headline proves it.