Conservative speakers will ask for searches for pies at speeches?

[kentuck]

Since these "attacks" are a threat to them all. The chickenshits are afraid they are going to be next. The "pie-throwers" may replace terrorists as their number one fear. Expect them to ask for this protection in the near future.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Pie detectors???

:rofl:

[HamstersFromHell]

2. So now DeLay will be heard saying:

"Is that a can of Cool Whip in your pants or you just happy to see me?"

[kweerwolf]

3. When pies are outlawed, only outlaws will have pies!

They can have my pie when they pry it out of my cold dead fingers!

[Tactical Progressive]

40. LOL!

This restriction absolutely violates the Second Amendment by abridging the rights of citizens to arm themselves. Pie confiscation is un-Constitutional.

[havocmom]

4. Pussies! Wimps! They have lace on their panties!

Can't take the hate, then maybe they should stay outta the bitchin'.

Don't want a food fight, stop throwing garbage around.

What they really resent is reminders if somebody wants ta getcha, they can. Hate to be reminded that they are mortal and that if liberals were as nasty as neocons, they might get hurt. They can dish it out but they can't take it.

They hate us for our playfulness.

[kliljedahl]

16. They murder doctors and judges

We throw pies but we're the terrorists & fascists



http://www.kliljedahl.net

[BattyDem]

5. Pie searches????????

They can have my pies, but they're not getting my Ho-Hos! :eyes:

[paineinthearse]

6. Don't forget the salad dressing!!!!!! nt

I personally prefer mashed potatos.

In Quale's case, it would be potatoes.

[havocmom]

33. New battle cry: Remember the Roquefort!

I remember how disappointed I was when my mother-in-law gave me a
Salad Shooter and I found out the damn thing only had a range of 4 inches.

[Spinzonner]

7. I assume weapons are OK though

[BattyDem]

8. Of course ... can't piss off the NRA

But that bitch, Sara Lee, can't be trusted! :eyes:

[AlCzervik]

9. weapons of mass deliciousness!

[rodeodance]

10. maybe organically grown tomatoes will pass?

[AlCzervik]

12. sure, you could mabe put them in your pants

conservatives should be happy that they're getting hit only with pies, they're lucky someone doesn't make it a flaming bag of shit.

[havocmom]

47. Heinz ketchup would be a nice touch

:hi: Teresa!

[Egalitariat]

11. Do liberal speakers ever get pied?

I wonder if they're trying to make us look like morons by pie-ing their own. What kind of idiot would pie somebody in the hopes of actually achieving something?

[AlCzervik]

13. Nader got pied, maybe it's the same group

or a vicious copy cat pastry posse.

[kliljedahl]

17. Bill Gates got it too

http://www.kliljedahl.net

[theboss]

14. This is really really stupid

Our country is just chock full of spoiled morons of every political persuasion.

I do find the irony with Horowitz pretty remarkable. He goes to college to say that conservatives are censored on college campuses by liberals. So, in the middle of his speech, he is censored by liberals.

Good times.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

20. he wasn't censored - he was just pied- he finished the speech

he just got a little dirty. if you're going to smear 50% of the voter, don't be surprised that you get a pastry smeared in your face

[Yupster]

21. He couldn't have bought that publicity

for $ 2 million. He'll bring a poster of the pieing to every speech he makes.

[theboss]

34. Horowitz is such a fringe putz...why make him some sort of pie martyr...

Or something.

I don't want to over-react to this, but I don't see what behaving like 9 year olds gets us in the long run.

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. Whip cream detectors?

I smell a market for any inventors out there.

[kliljedahl]

18. I'll get right on it

As soon as I finish my aluminum magnet.


http://www.kliljedahl.net

[havocmom]

36. easier to use sniffy dogs

I have a golden who can sniff out any dessert substance you can name. Maybe he should start a training center?

[proud2BlibKansan]

48. Seize the opportunity

but remember the little people here at DU when you become rich and famous.

[Cleita]

19. They will be forced to ask this for all

squishy and messy food. :rofl:. Maybe they will have to step down from the podium and shut up once and for all?

[Yupster]

23. Imagine if every

non-Democrat was scared to speak his/her opinion in public.

Wouldn't that be too cool.

[havocmom]

38. Actually, it would be very cool

whip

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

22. FOX NEWS PASTRY THREAT LEVEL: ELEVATED

give 'em time

hannity and his friends just sound like the pansies that they are. i thouht these were the strong, decisive tough guy "great amur'cans"

[kentuck]

26. Some shady character in Italy is conspiring at this moment....

to hit George W Bush in the face with a bowl of spaghetti? I think that would definitely elevate the threat level to code red.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

28. maybe they use flavors instead of colors

we're at cream, but due to increased chatter in the bakeries, homeland security dept will bumping the threat level to miringue

[Cleita]

31. Sauce please?

Tomato sauce would make him look bloody and pesto sauce, oh so goulish.

Oh, I wish! :bounce:

[H2O Man]

24. Iraq was building pie factories.

Sadam was trying to buy pie parts. Attack.

[Lone Pawn]

25. What does this pie-throwing accomplish other than making us look foolish?

[kentuck]

27. What do you mean "us"....

Does Tom Delay make every Republican look foolish ?? Uh....nevermind...

[Lone Pawn]

30. Us means hardcore liberal, and yes, DeLay does ;)

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

32. it's fucking funny

i don't think it hurts us.

no one but political junkies know whohorowitz is-try asking your average person on the street.

so to know who he is and why he got hit, you probably already have an opinion about him.

the only people who get offended are the diehard Booshvoters who listen to hannity 3 hours a day, every day-they're not coming to our side, anyway.

enjoy it while it lasts.

i wonder if the pie thrower have a points system. maybe a coulter is worth 500, horowitz is 300. hannity would be 1000 or so, i'd guess. crystol probably just 100.

and limbaugh, if he ever ventures out of his compound to interact with the people he supposedly understands to do a speech, would beat least 2500

[Lone Pawn]

43. I'd rank Kristol higher than all of them combined.

He's more important to the neocon movement than Bush.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

44. true

but i was thinking purely in terms of their obnoxiousness. kristol is a jerk, but he's no where near the sneering demagogue on tv that the others are. he hides it behind a mask of congeniality

[Lone Pawn]

45. True. I've been to a few of his events, and he's a very nice guy.

And evil man, but a very friendly one.

[NV Whino]

35. On the contrary

It makes them look foolish. Think about it. They're not worth a bomb, a gun, a whatever... only a pie.

[Lone Pawn]

41. No, no it really doesn't.

If Al Franken or John Kerry were to be pied by Freepers, we'd be bitching till Sunday about how immature they are--and we'd assume moderates would be put off by the distateful juvenile level to which they were bringing politics. And we think it's the opposite way when we do it?

[Lone_Wolf]

29. use eggs or water balloons then...

They would be easier to conceal than a pie. ;)

[kentuck]

37. Unfortunately, when liberals become as hated as these right-wingers...

They are not hit with a cream pie - they are shot - dead. The difference in the two Parties.

[Cleita]

39. Or, find something deadly in their mail.n/t

[Arkana]

42. It's an Al Pieda sleeper cell!!!!

:P These guys are true chickenshits.

[Cleita]

46. Chickenshit pot pie! Yuck.

I don't think I would go that far. I know that wasn't in your post. I just thought I would comment.

[LizW]

49. Pieing has a sort "all in good fun" air about it

It's not really threatening, 'cause it's obvious there's no intent to do real harm.

Plus, the message it sends to the piee (sp?) is "We're not scared of you. You're so ridiculous, you should be wearing pie". I like it.

Best of all, it shows how Repugs have absolutely no sense of humor and what shrill, hysterical loonies they are. That's fun.