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Edited on Wed Mar-30-05 05:05 PM by BiggJawn
just go this in my Inbox:
Dear Student,
My name is SFC (name deleted), your area Army Reserve Recruiter?
I was wondering if you might be interested in exploring the options and opportunities that may be ?available to you in the Army Reserves such as:
100% tuition assistance, up to $4,500.00 Up to $20,000.00 to pay back student loans Up to $20,000.00 for college An extra paycheck each month College credit for job training
If this sounds like something you might be interested in or would just like to find out more details, just give me a call. Talking to me cost you nothing and it just might be exactly what you need.
Sergeant First Class (name deleted) 1-877-641-XXXX E-mail (deleted)
They MUST be scraping the bottom of the barrel if they want an obese 48-y-o diabetic Liberal...
He forgot to mention the COOL stuff, like the 1% chance of coming home from someplace exotic in a "transfer tube", or leaving some cherished body parts in a red smear on some street in Basra or Kabul...
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