thank gaawwwwddd...more EGGS have arrived in DC for the CORONATION !

[diamond14]

we were worried for a while, as our grocery stores were all sold out of eggs...but everything looks OK right now....there should be some on the shelves for 'recently arrived' protestors....thank gawwwdddd...


we wait with baited breathe for ANOTHER GREAT 'MICHAEL MOORE' MOMENT in the coronation parade.....

[LiberalEsto]

1. I hope the cops don't do pat-downs

on people going to the parade route

[diamond14]

4. last time, those OVERTIME cops left, due to bad weather...and the

real PATRIOTS just picked up the barricades and walked over to the BEST EGG-THROWING areas....which was FILMED by Michael Moore as the eggs hit the bush* ...jumped over the few cops left...the freezing rain drove off most of the cops, who would still get their overtime sitting INSIDE federal buildings and coffee shops along the route...


Historical PHOTOS from the previous bush* coronation...




even with 6000 cops, there are over 6 MILLION people in the Metro DC area...so it's really no contest....

[LiberalEsto]

6. 6000 cops

plus lots of military snipers, Secret Service and FBI and Treasury agents, and gawd-only-knows what else. Cops armed to the teeth and wearing riot gear.

It ain't going to be pretty, I fear.

[lectrobyte]

8. what's the story on that second picture? Looks like Superman

or something? Thanks.

[diamond14]

9. local aerobics guy jumping a police barricade....pretty good jumper

impressive rise above the cops....

[lectrobyte]

12. Wow, that is impressive. Thanks!

[jeff30997]

2. Make sure the eggs are really rotten.

[stray cat]

3. Go for it! However, don't get yourself shot.

Security sounds a little trigger happy.

[tedzbear]

5. I hope chimp's limo gets egged even more than during his first coronation!

The downside is the SS might fire into the crowd with real bullets (but I doubt it). Go radicals, egg the bastard!

[Tsiyu]

7. Hens in the DC area are cursing

and sore, but they are tired of being compared to the Lead Chicken * so they are doing their part.


Joke: What do old hens do at Easter when they stop laying eggs?

Answer: They dye!

Okay, that was lame. But this isn't: I am sending the most positive mojo to the brave protesters, and the most negative juju to the AWOL cokehead, lazy bastard Chimperor...

[UdoKier]

10. I hope it's a deluge of eggs and produce down the entire route.

Christ I hate that bastard.

[tedzbear]

11. God bless our brave radicals who throw these eggs...

...they are risking their asses to make a valid point: the majority of Americans (when we include nonvoters) hate the chimp!