If there really is a "rapture, its already happened - we're living in hell

[AVID]

I sometimes confuse fundie friends and suggest they are left behind with heathens like me because of something they did ten years ago.

Sorry, dude, you didn't make the cut!

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. Hey I like this...

not bad....

[GRLMGC]

2. Sigh

it sure feels like it.

[jdots]

3. they really think they will make the cut.....

the way they fell into to it has removed thier free will and imagination,Remember they are so stupified that each time it doesn't happen when they are told it will,they just keep on being suckered along as the tele evangelists get all thier money.

[GarySeven]

4. Surprise! The Rapture already happened 2,000 years ago

That's the thesis of a new book published by the same house that did the "Left Behind" series: that Revelation actually tells the story (in code) of the first-century persecution of Christians and of the fall of the Jewish Temple.

The people walking around calling themselves Christians now have ALREADY BEEN LEFT BEHIND!!!

http://www.ajc.com/hp/content/auto/epaper/editions/saturday/faith_values_147ace0d1550205f1000.html

[AVID]

8. Cool .. . then we've all been saved already

[davekriss]

5. I too say that all the time...

The Rapture has already happened, and we are the left-behind.

I say it to troubled Christians. It is meant as a joke. And it always gets a chuckle.

I've not had an occasion to say it to any fundies high on themselves. Not yet -he says with evil grin!-

[Piperay]

6. That should scare them

but good, bwahahahahaha. :evilgrin:

[The Backlash Cometh]

7. Personally, I suspect that the rapture is a nuclear bomb.

It fits the description for anyone who may have foreseen it those many years ago, assuming people foresee things.