So skipping down to the important bits, we get this:
And third, the President had every reason to believe that the text presented to him was sound. These 16 words should never have been included in the text written for the President.
i.e., we’re going with the incompetence story. But then down at the end, after a lot of obfuscatory shit in between (we'll get to that), we get this:
The background above makes it even more troubling that the 16 words eventually made it into the State of the Union speech. This was a mistake.
Okay, but whose mistake was it? Funny, you never quite actually say (that's why we love the ol' passive voice, don't we George). So, was it yours? That’s what the headline says. We're looking to see you fall on your sword, George. But when it comes to how it got into the speech, here’s what you say:
Portions of the State of the Union speech draft came to the CIA for comment shortly before the speech was given. Various parts were shared with cognizant elements of the Agency for review. Although the documents related to the alleged Niger-Iraqi uranium deal had not yet been determined to be forgeries,
--interrupt, here: Huh? They hadn’t? Well that’s damn interesting. Because Wilson’s report came almost a year earlier. You saying CIA never got it? Text continues--
officials who were reviewing the draft remarks on uranium raised several concerns about the fragmentary nature of the intelligence with National Security Council colleagues. Some of the language was changed.
"Was changed." Good ol' passive voice. Who changed it? Why? Text continues--
From what we know now, Agency officials in the end concurred that the text in the speech was factually correct — i.e. that the British government report said that Iraq sought uranium from Africa. This should not have been the test for clearing a Presidential address. This did not rise to the level of certainty which should be required for Presidential speeches, and CIA should have ensured that it was removed.
Well shit George, that's no good. No good at all. See, you’re just basically confirming the Gjelten report, aren’t you? As in--from TPM--
On June 19th, NPR’s Tom Gjelten added yet another piece to the puzzle. Apparently the intelligence folks even made their concerns known during the writing of the speech. “Earlier versions of the president’s speech did not cite British sources,” a senior intelligence official told Gjelten. “They were more definitive and we objected.”
At that point, according to Gjelten’s source, “White House officials” said “‘Why don’t we say the British say this?’”
http://discover.npr.org/rundowns/rundown.jhtml?prgId=2&prgDate=June/19/2003
So how is that supposed to get you--or more to the point, the Junta--off the hook? That’s just a slightly obfuscated version of the hook you’re all already on, George. How’s that feel, being impaled on a blunt hook as opposed to a sharp one, any better? (As a diabetic, I get needles that are advertised as offering “Maximum injection comfort.” Wanna try one?)
And then there’s the question of Wilson’s report, which either you or Cheney or both contracted for. Kinda hard to find that here. For some reason we don't mention him by name. But we do get this:
In an effort to inquire about certain reports involving Niger, CIA’s counter-proliferation experts, on their own initiative, asked an individual with ties to the region to make a visit to see what he could learn.
“On their own initiative.” That’s good, George, that’s very good. Keep Dick out of it. Preserve that Carlyle directorship at all costs. Only, ARE we talking about Wilson here or not?
He reported back to us that one of the former Nigerien officials he met stated that he was unaware of any contract being signed between Niger and rogue states for the sale of uranium during his tenure in office. The same former official also said that in June 1999 a businessman approached him and insisted that the former official meet with an Iraqi delegation to discuss “expanding commercial relations” between Iraq and Niger. The former official interpreted the overture as an attempt to discuss uranium sales. The former officials also offered details regarding Niger’s processes for monitoring and transporting uranium that suggested it would be very unlikely that material could be illicitly diverted. There was no mention in the report of forged documents-or any suggestion of the existence of documents at all.
Because this report, in our view, did not resolve whether Iraq was or was not seeking uranium from abroad, it was given a normal and wide distribution, but we did not brief it to the President, Vice-President or other senior Administration officials.
Well, geez, George. Um, is that Wilson we’re talking about? Cuz if so, why not say so? I mean, it’s been a week now since the guy came out; you can use his name if you want. Or are you just keeping things nice and vague so you can retreat if you need to? And are we really supposed to believe that just because the Unnamed One doesn't MENTION forgeries, we're not supposed to, like, y'know, act like intelligence analysts 'n' stuff and go all professional about it and like, y'know, sorta decide that maybe one Niger Uranium story might just get put together with another? Always buying into this really odd supposition that nobody seems to have sent Wilson over there, he just, y'know, kinda spontaneously appeared there.
Oh gee, George is saying. Guess what? We got a report about the
veracity of a nuclear threat to the United States from this guy who just, we dunno why, went to Niger to investigate it. Okay, sez us. Pretty cool. Pass the bong, will ya? Oh and then we had this other question, y’know, bout whether these documents we had
alleging a nuclear threat to the United States involving, like Niger Uranium, were, you know, genuine ‘n’ stuff. And guess what? Nobody told us we should like, evaluate the latter in light of the former, ya know? Like, we’d had this really big toke and so we thought, cool man, whatever, only then it turns out that like, there were these two DOTS man, and we shoulda like, CONNECTED ‘em. But we didn’t okay? So get off our case. I mean, we do what we can do, you know? Fuck off.
Well guess what, George. Big of an asshole as you are, I just don’t really believe your competency level leaves you unqualified for a job as a gas station attendant much less head of the C-fucking-I-A, know what I mean? Oops, I'm head of the CIA but I'm too dumb to remember my own birthday, ain't that a hoot? Nope, we don't believe you guy. And what's worse, if it's true, it raises a whole bunch of other questions you don't want asked. More to the point, K-K-Karl don't wanna have those questions asked. Nor Shrump, nor Dick nor nobody except that beleagered entity called the American public. Questions about how dot-connection could still be SUCH a problem all this long time after 9/11. Nuclear terror 'n' stuff. Just can't keep track of info about that, still, huh George? That what you're admitting to?
And above all we don't want no questions about how dot-connection coulda been such a problem BEFORE 9/11. That's what you don't want asked, and that's why you're trying to head this set of questions off, isn't it. But they ALL lead back there George, these questions, ultimately. Ain't that funny? They ALL lead back there.
on edit: formatting to improve readability of long post (I hope)