A Letter to my fellow Americans...

[drhilarius]

Dear Security Mom:

When Tommy, your handsome scholar athlete, decides to enlist (or is drafted) because he couldn't afford the 25 grand to attend the State U. and is blown to all hell by a roadside bomb,the components of which were procured under your great leader's nose, I'll send you a pic from Vancouver of my 2 year old opening his X-mas gifts.

To "Ally Mcbeal" feminist:

So feminism has run its course right? You're pretty much equal to your male counterparts, right? Go get 'em tiger! Vote Republican, keep that money! And when you have to give up your 100k a year job to raise a kid(s) you don't want because you couldn't buy birth control from the pharmacist that has "moral objections", I'll send you a copy of my wife's recently published book.

To "Nascar dads":

Good luck affording tickets to watch fast cars go in a circle 500 times, with your being unemployed for 9 months and all. Good thing you have your gun, because you can always hunt for the food you can't afford, what with inflation being as high as it will be. Oops, pretty shitty the lax safety standards at your place of employment took you out of commission! You should have been more careful, what with no health insurance and all, silly goose! But hey, you put those faggots in place.

To "pro-lifers":

Have fun watching your loved ones die. But, after all, embryos with no consciousness, memory, or feelings are more important! When I catch a cold I'll send you a pic of me receiving dirty commie health care" from Toronto.

To "anti tree huggers":

Like to fish, eh? A man's sport! Too bad, lake's closed- mercury level's unsafe, bad for the brain (like you care). Yosemite? "youse-a-mighty" resource for paper and lumber companies. Hey, on the upside you can take up smoking, cause the air will give ya cancer anyway.

and to all of you who want to stay and fight-I respect you, but the task is foolhardy. We received a message today: WE ARE NOT WELCOME HERE! Let me put this into fucking perspective- Roe v. Wade will be reversed. We live in the generation that will see women's reproductive rights take one huge step backward. Let that sink in. I for one will work with my girlfriend and brother to figure out a way to get out of what has become an ignorant backwater, where scientists and intellectuals are disdained. I suggest you join me. A good brain drain is what this country needs- let it rot in the dark ages.

"how 'bout them Mapleleafs?"

[TriMetFan]

1. Sorry I thought I could just take off if some shit like this happen BUT

I'm an American and I would rather fight these Basters then go running to another Country. In other words:

I would rather die on my feet
then be begging on my knees.

[Still_Notafraid]

2. well said n/t