Clinton vs. Bush

[Carla in Ca]

From Americablog, a comparison list made to counter repub anger that Clinton's invasion of Kosovo was OK, but *'s invasion of Iraq is not.


Clinton invades Kosovo and there are zero US combat losses.
Bush invades Iraq and 1,075 US service members are dead, and more are dying each day.
Clinton invades Kosovo and captures Milosevic.
Bush invades Afghanistan and lets Osama get away.
Clinton invades Kosovo and our troops have the food and armor they need.
Bush invades Iraq and our troops are buying body armor on eBay and begging Iraqi civilians for food.
Clinton invades Kosovo and civilians actually greet us with flowers.
Bush invades Iraq and civilians are cutting off our heads.
The WTC is attacked when Clinton is president and only 6 people die.
The WTC is attacked when Bush is president and nearly 3,000 people die.
Clinton lies about a blowjob.
Bush lies about a war.
Clinton was elected by the people.
Bush was selected by the court.
Number of US commercial planes hijacked while Clinton was president: Zero.
Number of US commercial planes hijacked while Bush was president: 4
Clinton creates a record budget surplus in 8 years.
Bush creates a record budget deficit in 4 years.
Price of gas during Clinton presidency: $1/gal.
Price of gas during Bush president: $2/gal.
A big Clinton scandal: Firing some travel office employees.
A big Bush scandal: Abu Ghraib
Clinton held 42 solo news conferences.
Bush held 15 solo news conferences.
Number of new words invented by Clinton: Zero.
Number of new words created by Bush: A lot more than zero.
Number of gay family members betrayed by Clinton-Gore: Zero.
Number of gay family members betrayed by Bush-Cheney: One.
Clinton created the largest economic expansion in over 40 years.
Bush created the largest job loss since Herbert Hoover.
Clinton likes his fried chicken.
Bush likes his liquor.
Clinton tried pot.
Bush used cocaine.
Clinton's daughter has grown into a lovely young woman.
Bush's daughters get publicly drunk and arrested.
Clinton's wife never killed anybody.
Bush's did.
Clinton reads the newspapers.
My. Pet. Goat.

[crickets]

1. Good one

:thumbsup:

[Zorbet55]

2. Carla, the comparison is like night and day.

It's night now and it's stormy and cold with nightmares and not a hint of end.

[Carla in Ca]

3. Ah, but it is in the air, can you feel it?

The sun is just behind that dark cloud and soon the cloud will evaporate and the sun will shine once more.

[Zorbet55]

4. I hope so, Carla

and I hope so for the millions who simply want peace, who are not activists, and whom are moderates and tired of party warfare. I hope so for them as much as us. I hope so.

[Dangerman]

5. Good comparison there.