Caption this photo of Bush in Sedalia, MO today

[liveoaktx]

[underpants]

1. Now watch this shotput

:bounce:

[soupkitchen]

2. Heavy is the head that wears the mask

[Democrat 4 Ever]

5. "I proved them wrong again - you CAN have a heart beat

with a heart."

[Speck Tater]

3. Lemme see, do I have a pulse? Nope! Guess I'm brain dead.

[CarolynEC]

4. "Hey, fungool!"

... No, wait. That's what he said at his Hoboken, New Jersey appearance.

:)

[maveric]

18. You beat this Italian American to that one.

My North End roots caught that one.

[BJ]

6. No pulse...Ah must not have a heart either...

[Fovea]

7. The war on Iraq is how we Republicans

practice our love.

[MuseRider]

8. He is just trying

to keep his head from spinning around again.

[Downtown Hound]

9. Huh huh

One thousand dead soldiers. Huh huh, that's kind of a lot. Gee, I thought this would be easy. I guess I kinda goofed. Boy am I a big silly billy! Huy huy huy heh!

[tlmorris]

10. Yeah. Quantas never crashed. Uh, oh, 10 minutes till Wapner.

nt

[gatorboy]

11. SOINTENLY!!!

EOM

[tandot]

12. Hmmmm...what do those OBGYNs do again???...fondle...stroke...caress...?

...love? Yeah, lets just say "love" ... that's it ... LOVE

[TomClash]

13. Who can feel like . . .

a natural drag queen with this Adam's apple.

[drdigi420]

14. Well, my neck FEELS red!

[displacedtexan]

15. "Honor and Dignity? How the hell does those facialities go again?"

pResident George W. Bored looks like someone pretending he's just worked way too hard mowing the lawn.

[democrank]

16. Next time Karen shaves me.....

I hope she`s a little more careful.

[DemoTex]

17. He did the same little left hand mannerism last week.

With Karen Hughes in the picture.

[eleny]

19. Va Fongool

[KansDem]

20. Thinking: "Hmmm, without Dick's hand inside my back, my jaw won't move!"

:dem:

[LibertyorDeath]

21. Man I shoulda bin an OB-GYN

http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N06540712.htm

[acmavm]

22. Hey, how come you guys are blaming me for everything? I only did what

Uncle Dick and Richard and Donald said to do. Do you think I'm really in charge here? Have you seen my resume? I can't even think from point A to point B without hurting myself.

[oldtime dfl_er]

23. he's thinkin...

"damn, I shoulda become a OBGYN!"

oops someone just beat me to that one..

[peekaloo]

24. OH ROCHESTER.....bring me my violin.

shades of Jack Benny.*


That's his "thinkin' hard pose".


*not that old but old enough* :silly:

[soup]

25. superglue jokes

"fool me once, shame on you.
fool me twice, shame on... darn it, fooled again."

[Snotcicles]

26. Ham in a

Ham in a
Ham in a