What would you say to Bush?

[quaoar]

You may recall the story of the Marines who dissed Kerry when he tried to talk to them at the Wendy's.

If you were in a Wendy's and Bush came in with his entourage and TV cameras and introduced himself to you, what would you tell him?

[Webster Green]

1. I would say: ....."They don't hate us for our freedoms,.........

.....they hate us cuz of assholes like you."

[yardwork]

2. I'm not convinced that the marines story is true

and frankly, I'm not sure I would try to tell shrub anything. I plan on talking with my vote.

[quaoar]

3. I'd offer to share

Some of my FRENCH fries with Heinz ketchup.

[Pachamama]

18. Bwahahahaha - That was good! n/t

[Tight_rope]

25. LOL....that's a good one!

[Skittles]

4. F*** YOU YOU ARROGANT BASTARD

nt

[JohnKleeb]

6. I would expect from you, I will kick your ass

heh.

[Skittles]

7. lol, ya don't threaten the prez

ever ever ever. :)

[JohnKleeb]

9. but hes not president

heh I know.

[Skittles]

11. man, you got me there

YES INDEED. "president*"

[JohnKleeb]

12. I made a promise to myself after he stole this thing, never to call him

president.

[physioex]

17. Do what bartcop does...

pResident... :smoke:

[Pachamama]

20. I don't - I call him the lieing piece of Sh*t occupier of the Oval Office.

He may live at 1600 Penn. Ave.....but he was selected by SCOTUS, not elected.

[JohnKleeb]

26. my name which Ive used from the gitko

the guy who thinks hes president.

[Skittles]

29. I did too

I slipped. :o

[murielm99]

5. My daughter and I talked about this earlier today.

I asked her the question, What would you say to Bush? How would you treat him if he came up and tried to shake your hand?

I did not tell her the story about the Marines until after she gave me her answer.

She said she would smile, shake his hand, and be polite. But if he asked her anything, she would say she is a Kerry supporter.

I agree with that. I respect the office, not the man. It would make me look bad, not him.

I would protest him, though. That is a different situation.

[janx]

8. I would say nothing. n/t

[chicagojoe]

10. I'd make it clear, very loudly, that if it weren't for his bodyguards...

... he'd already be picking bits of his lips out from between his teeth.

[LTR]

13. Okay, I'd ignore him

Wonder how embarrassing that would be?

[Sugarbleus]

14. I cannot say in what I'd say or do here, in polite company..........

unfortunately :smoke:

[wordout]

15. do a line?

:hippie:

[newyawker99]

58. Hi wordout!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[gauguin57]

16. To quote Ilana Wexler (the 12-year-old Kerry Kid at the Konvention)

I'd say a "veeeerrrrryyyy baaaaad word!"

And the Secret Service would probably give me a "loooong time out!"

[jdj]

19. That was so adorable.

Bless her heart. She will look back at that years from now and be in awe at the courage she had at that age to address this convention. God bless her.

edit: and on the daily show, Lewis Black said "that's right little girl, you tell him! Tell him to go ____ himself!"

[Pachamama]

21. FUCheney You! (Loooooong Time-out for Pachamama.)....and to quote

my 4 year old Pachababy...."Bu$h is a bad, bad man - Mommy, are they going to put him in Jail?"

I sure hope so sweetie, I sure hope so....

[DemWitch]

22. Call me if you need help moving...

[AlFrankenFan]

23. "Hey, Dubya, your shoes are untied."

Then run up behind him and kick his butt. Sorry but I'm violent. This is the man that infuriates me every time I see his smirking face on TV.

[Tight_rope]

24. Bush you aren't worth a bucket of warm spit!

[shraby]

27. I'd do like the college students in

was it Berkely? to the prof. who helped write that torture memo...turn my back to him and just stand there with my back turned.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

61. That's EXACTLY what I'd do

I cannot touch that man, so shaking hands is OUT. Sorry, I am normally a very polite respectful person, but no, not him, not EVER.

And I wouldn't be able to open my mouth, because if I did, I can guanran-damn-tee you Secret Service would be hauling me off in about five seconds or less and I would have scared every kid and possibly some adults in the place with my voice and words.

I'd be a bit outta control, in other words, so no talking, just back to him.

THAT would get the message across, I think.

[jkbsun]

28. I would pull a poppa bush

I would look away, put my finger down my throat, turn back around and puke on his shoes. since he has already said he didn't care what we think he wouldn't listen anyway but I think he would get the message that he makes me violently ill!

[WinterStorm]

30. Adios Amigos

Boso my coolo bendjo.

[schultzee]

31. You are not fit for your job.

[yankeedem]

32. Nothing

Because it wouldn't happen. * crowds are pre-screened, so I wouldn't have made the cut.

[IggleDoer]

33. "Do I smell alcohol on your breaath?"

n/t

[southernleftylady]

34. I would hold my son up and say "I dare you to look in his eyes and say

you are doing everything you can to keep the enviorment clean for his children, i dare you to say you are doing everything you can to give him the best education that you can, I dare you to look in eyes and say you are doing everything you can to keep his parents jobs here and not export them, and last I dare you to look in his eyes and say you are doing everything you can to keep health insurance affordable of him and his family."

[Aunt Anti-bush]

35. You're fired!

Come November.

[fujiyama]

36. I'd tell him

to not waste his time, because he doesn't have my vote or support.

[DeepModem Mom]

37. Nothing -- I don't think he'd understand anything said...

by a woman educated in American history with an appreciation for what truly makes this country great; a woman with a curiosity about almost everything, who's travelled, digging into different countries and cultures, and who not only reads the newspapers, but has been a "news-junkie" since childhood; a woman who is a member of an established religious denomination, but still is un-p.c. enough to call his kind "religious nuts"; a woman whose deepest happiness in life comes from the children she's been blessed with, and who would never, ever, even in jest, call them "pains in the ass." I truly don't think I could get close to the man, my contempt for him is so great.

[vetwife]

38. Where were you in 72?

[DeepModem Mom]

39. Think you meant to reply to original post, vetwife, but...

you ask an excellent question! (I, unlike W, have folks who can account for my whereabouts in '72.)

[vetwife]

42. Thanks Deep Modem Mom...Still half asleep...

[jimshoes]

40. I'd say what's this on your tie....

and then flick his nose when he looked down.

[JPJones]

41. If you had any honor, you would fire Karl Rove

and apologize for misleading us into war.

[LeftishBrit]

43. I would probably be too busy being sick all over him to say anything....

But if I did, it would be: "If you insist on trying to rule my country, could we at least have the vote in your elections?"

[0007]

44. If given the time, before I was shot dead I'd say.....

GEORGE, you're a Son of a Bitch You're a Bastard. You're a jerk. You're a traitor and dictator.

Also a retard and an embarrassment. Your a drunken, drug addled punk. You're a sissy, mamma's boy, and you're dumber than your daddy. You're a wimp like him too. Your mommy must be a real Bitch to have raised up a bunch of leeches and parasites like she did. She's more of
a man than you or your dad together, and that's not a compliment!

You're a liar of the worst kind, and you're a two face liar. You are not a godly man at all, but a hypocrite of rare distinction. you will go down in history as a failed moron like your dad, only worse.

You've never read a real book in your life. You were an “F” student who got a “C” from your daddy's contributions to Yale. You're a draft dodger and a deserter. You're a blowhard Prick, and you can't understand reporter's questions. You've never had a real job, and wouldn't make it past one month if you did have one. You'd be fired as an incompetent. You've had everything handed to you, and you don't even appreciate what you've got. You're a snob, and an inbred effete flop.
Plus you have a stupid face. You look like an ape, and when you talk, you talk like an ape. you don't have any real ideas in your head, and you have no knowledge of the world other than what your told by your babysitters that your dad hired to surround you. You'd lose a debate with a 12 year old.

You're vile and insipid, mundane and dim-witted. You're the dullest knife in the bush drawer.

When god was handing out brains you thought he said trains and stood there waiting. You are against a woman's right to choose, but you had one of your staffers pay for your girlfriends abortion. You snorted up half of Peru and you smuggled drugs by the ton. You drank a river of
Jack Daniels and you lied about being sober.

You stole the presidency with your father's help and you skated through your whole life on your last name. You knew 9-11 was coming and you went to hide on the pig farm to be prepared for it, and didn't warn the victims. You let them die by the thousands and then stood there at ground zero playing the hero. You promised you'd get the perpetrates dead or alive and then you utterly abandoned the hunt. You are a Whore of the sleaziest kind, and you worship manna, not Jesus.
You defile the name of Christ, and you pretend to be a religious man. You know Jesus, wouldn’t' bomb babies, but you tell the easily fooled born again that lie. You talk bad about Hitler, but it was Hitler and your grandpa Prescott that made your family billionaires.

You took money from the bin Ladens to help your oil company and then you couldn't find oil in Texas. You stole money from retirees and laughed all the way to the bank. You hugged the widows of soldiers and 9-11 victim's families knowing that you could have saved them. You are a heartless, cold, reptilian Cocksucker. You have no soul, yet you attend church and carry a bible around. You stink, you Suck, and you make us all sick.

You will be remembered as the worst president the nation ever suffered through, and your name will be synonymous with failure and greed and ineptitude. You have invited the world's ire, and hatred have disgraced all the founding fathers and every citizen who ever gave their life for
democracy and liberty.

You're a confederate Asshole and a racist. You can barely hide your fear and loathing of black people. You Pissed on the bill of rights and you Shit on the constitution. Your name will be scraped off monuments and your statues will be toppled and broken up into gravel. You've
brought down hellfire on innocent people without so much as an apology.

Your now prepare to bring suffering and agony to millions all for your billionaire, war pig pals. There is oil in your veins instead of blood. I hope your happy George. You’re a real Son of a Bitch. Fuck you. Fuck your dad, and Fuck your mom. Fuck your Nazi grandpa and your effeminate giddy father the CIA monster. Fuck your brother Jeb, and Fuck your ugly wife. Fuck your whole family you have Fucked America and now America is saying Fuck you George. Kiss my bitter patriotic Ass you
Son of a Bitch.

[ASanders84]

45. Wanna go snort some coke for old times sake?

[mailman82]

46. Bush

Bush was in Cleveland friday at the Childrens games.It was reported on the radio that a guy yelled,Hey Bush I voted for you the first time but I won't this time.

[newyawker99]

59. Hi mailman82!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Catfight]

47. I'd say, "You're the worst Resident ever, and you never deserved

to spend one second in the White House. YOu'll go down in history as a failure and an ecommic disaster for America. I can't wait to vote every Bush out of any public office for the rest of my life on this planet. The barrel of Bush's is a barrel of crap."

[Norbert]

48. "Unemployment suck, but I guess you will find out very soon."

[kodi]

49. Boss, you look tired, you need to see a play at the Ford Theatre

.

[SammyWinstonJack]

50. I'd turn my back on him

I'd have to, because I wouldn't trust myself not to call him a liar and a thief.

[Scorpious_Maximus]

51. IT'S "NUCLEAR" MOTHERF***** !! NOT NUKE-YOO-LURE !!

[Deja Q]

52. I'd tell him to be a REAL Christian...

support people, not corporate greed...

Support alternative energy and not the greedy oil companies who are steering society toward annihilation at warp speed.

And a lot of other things, but they'd fall on deaf ears with no brain.

I'm voting the wretched little manchild* out of power and pray that a real Christian can save us.

[spanone]

53. Mr. Bush* Go Fuck Yourself.

He would turn around expecting to see Cheney.

[Zynx]

54. Mr. Bush, at what point is Iraq not worth the cost?

Also, I would calmly tell him that he is a moral hypocrite and a liar who is one of the worst presidents in our history.

[Mortos]

55. I would tell him

that if anything happened to my good friend in the Air National Guard on her fourth deployment to a combat zone, I would hold him personally responsible.

[PfcHammer]

56. Organize a group chorus of na, na, na, na hey, hey, hey good bye

Then throw all our food at him and his
thugs. That'll teach him !

[LibDemAlways]

57. I'd get up and walk out.

But not before I refused to shake his hand and only after the cameras recorded me saying, "Hoy shit, something smells rotten in here."

[RetroLounge]

60. I'd go the Full Cheney on his ass

"With all due respect, which means none, go FUCK YOURSELF"

RL

[Straight Shooter]

62. "No second chances, pResident bogus.

Get your flabby ass out of our White House."