Date: 2003-03-17 20:20:18 PST
News Group alt.politics
Krusty: Of all the rightwingnut assholes who are posting to this newsgroup after GWB's speech, your worthless and stupid remarks are the ones that finally set me off. I am a liberal. I am also a retired Army officer. I have more fucking time in the latrine than you, David, GOPUSA, and the rest of you rightwingnut cowards on this NG combined have in uniform. I was humping a ruck through the bush in Vietnam when your were a goddam wet dream in your Daddy's hand -- if you know who your daddy is. Let's look at a few liberals: -- John Kerry, Democract of Massachusetts. Three Purple Hearts and two Silver Stars. Of course, you wouldn't know a Purple Heart if your lard ass sat on one but I'll let you in on a secret: You don't get a Purple Heart out of a Cracker Jack box. -- Bob Kerry, Democrat from Nebraska. Lost a leg in Vietnam, awarded the Medal of Honor. How about you haul your dumbass to the Senate, buttonhole John Kerry and tell him what cowards liberals are. After he rips off your head and shits down your throat maybe you'll learn something -- but I doubt it. It's people like you who have never had a shot fired in your direction, who have never stuffed what you could find of a 19-year-old kid into a body bag -- people like your Rush Limbaugh who sat out Vietnam with a boil on his ass, like everygoddamone of the chicken hawks in this administration, like Pat Robertson whose US Senator daddy intevened to keep him out of Korea, like GWB who hide out in the Texas air guard, like Bob Dornan who crashed three helicopters and two trainers and never saw a minute of combat yet who is a darling of fools like you -- people like you who wouldn't know courage if it were transplanted into you. Which is the only way you'll ever get any. Whoop ass? The only thing you can whip is your own needle dick.
-- Regards, Joe Schlatter
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Date: 13 Feb 2001
News Group alt.politics.usa.republican
Listen closely. Without a doubt, you, sir, have never worn a uniform. I am a retired Army colonel -- I have stuffed more 19-year-old kids into body bags than you can think of. There is no sexual deviancy in combat --no race, no religion, no other differences. There are two colors in combat -- olive drab and blood red. The kid who carried my radio in Vietnam was homosexual and he died with a big fucking hole in his guts, trying to stuff his guts back inside -- never whimpered, never said a word -- and not a day goes by that I don't think about him. Go fuck yourself, you asshole - you aren't man enough to carry his jockstrap. You refer to homosexuals as "candy asses." You are too fucking dumb to deserve an answer.
-- Regards, Joe Schlatter
I am really having fun with the anti-John Kerry site tonight, that's where these came from, lot's of good stuff to be found there, though I'm sure they don't mean it that way. (
http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnkerry.com )