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TruthIsAll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 04:47 PM
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This is how the BushCo marketing program works....
Edited on Mon Jul-19-04 05:18 PM by TruthIsAll
Todays Market Research Question:
On CNN. Where else?

Do you think Iran was involved in the 9/11 attacks?
Yes 48% 28568 votes
No 52% 31169 votes
Total: 59737 votes

Here is how it works.

This is the program:

Start Program:

If negative Bush News (polls, scandals) are out today
OR they are about to be announced over the next few days
then
ask:
If we recently issued a terror alert?
If NO, then issue a terror alert
Else
float a new marketing idea to the whoremedia
Call CNN and FOX to run a poll on the idea
If the numbers look good, prepare to go to market
ELSE
End if
End if
else
Call Tom DeLay to pass some stealth legislation on Friday night
End if
End If
End program



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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 04:54 PM
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1. I need to make a flow chart.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 04:56 PM
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 05:00 PM
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3. Well, Andy Card...
... has already told us that "everybody knows you don't bring out a new product until September."
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 05:06 PM
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4. Please indent for more readable code
Thanks.

Otherwise, A+ on your program "Shrub Admin"
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