I can't vote for Kerry: "God only gave us 3% of the oil."
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Thu Jul-15-04 11:35 PM
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I can't vote for Kerry: "God only gave us 3% of the oil."
Edited on Thu Jul-15-04 11:35 PM by Bleachers7
He said that God only gave us 3%. I can't vote for this guy. We need to get the Jesus freaks out of the White House. Doesn't he know that not everyone believes there is a God? How can he speak on behalf of God? :grr:
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Thu Jul-15-04 11:36 PM
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this is a joke. :evilgrin:
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Thu Jul-15-04 11:37 PM
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I so thought you were serious.
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Thu Jul-15-04 11:39 PM
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6. I DID think Bleachers was serious
Maybe it's ME that needs to mellow out...
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Thu Jul-15-04 11:43 PM
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I am just making fun of all the psychotic flamebait that flies around.
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Fri Jul-16-04 12:17 AM
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10. Everybody thought he was serious
I think we should take him out behind the church and beat the shit out of him.
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Fri Jul-16-04 12:23 AM
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11. Everybody thought Bleachers was serious
I say we take him out behind the chuch and beat the shit out of him! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:spank:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Fri Jul-16-04 12:26 AM
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12. Everybody thought Bleachers was serious
I say we take out behind the church and beat the shit out of him
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Fri Jul-16-04 12:27 AM
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13. Everybody thought Bleachers was serious
I say we take him out behind the church and beat the shit out of him
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Thu Jul-15-04 11:38 PM
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too late to take sarcasm like that....
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Thu Jul-15-04 11:38 PM
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3. Uh, it was a rhetorical, secular, political speech
And that "God gave us only 3&" thing was a figure of speech to boot. It was in no way a religious sermon. He just used a popular idiom, that's all. :hippie: Mellow out, man :hippie:
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Thu Jul-15-04 11:38 PM
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5. Unfortunately no one cares about atheists but
Kerry will nominate judges and justices that uphold the seperation of church and state.
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Thu Jul-15-04 11:45 PM
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8. Not atheists. Call us brights, please.
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Thu Jul-15-04 11:51 PM
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9. A reader of James Randi's site I see
I'm not atheist, but I definitely love reading his stuff and agree with almost all of it. He's a cool dude. TlalocW
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Fri Jul-16-04 12:32 AM
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14. If you want people to REALLY hate atheists,
keep calling yourselves "brights." It's a lot like calling yourself "saved" because it conveys a message that you are better than others.
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Fri Jul-16-04 04:03 AM
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I'm an atheist and I can't stand it when people call themselves "saved". Although I've never heard the term "brights" used before.
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Fri Jul-16-04 12:49 AM
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15. He also watched a NASCAR race once
plus I saw a picture of him with a shotgun. Throw the bum out!
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Fri Jul-16-04 12:55 AM
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16. Do the mods throw you out for joking?
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Fri Jul-16-04 01:14 AM
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Edited on Fri Jul-16-04 01:16 AM by DaveSZ
He believes in separation of church/state, so that's all that matters. He will protect all our beliefs or non-beliefs.
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:27 AM
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18. How does this reply to #16?
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:43 AM
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I saw the title. Said "oh no, not another one of these." Then I saw the author. Said to myself "That doesn't sound like Bleachers". Glad you cleared it up right away :)
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