Hey, a moron standing for Congress!

[mr blur]

And he's got a tractor with BIG wheels!:

http://www.rebelarmy.com/

He's a White Patriot and he's a moron. And a Christian (no, I'm definitely, definitely NOT equating being a moron with being a Christian, but he seems proud of being both)

[ewagner]

1. I thought that was a joke!

okay...now I'm scared.........

[LTR]

2. What a coincdence

I was just reading a thread in the lounge about RW parody sites. This one takes the cake.

It is a parody, right?

Well, he is against the Iraq War.

Still a lunatic, though.

[omshanti]

3. argh scary!! did you see the pics of his "supporters"?

http://www.rebelarmy.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2385#post2385

[ronnykmarshall]

4. Oh-MY-GAAAWWDDD!

Oh looky! KKKutie Bimbo Bigots!







How OLD is the woman? And she has THAT many kids?



Uh, the bumper sticker is UPSIDE DOWN!!


Some one PHOTOSHOP!!!! This is some good stuff!

[Stew225]

6. Well Vanessa Williams can have my

vote!

[tom_paine]

7. That poor little buck-toothed kid!

And she's wearing a tie dye. You know, the kind of tie-dye people her parents want dead (and would probably do the killin' themselves if they could be assured they'd get 1940s style 'Mississippi Justice').

That's fucked up.

[ronnykmarshall]

9. Redneck Lesbians???

Please don't tell some of my sisters are stupid bigots!

[tom_paine]

15. Stupid mean people come in all shapes sizes colros sexual orientations

No group of people is without them.

Mean stupid witch-burning assholes are endemic to the Human Race.

Hell, I'll bet if you went back to 16th Century Europe you'd find plenty of Freeper Women who cheered the witch burnings and REALLY MEANT IT! (as opposed to did it to keep from being Freeped as a witch, 16th Century style).

[hippiegranny]

10. is this a parody?

these people cannot be for real. did you find this at the onion?

[ronnykmarshall]

16. No it's REAL!

Check the link at the top of the thread.

[rniel]

You know your a redneck if...............

Your family tree doesn't fork. He he he

[fob]

5. Whoooeeee! This guy is sure, uh, something!

He must be a distant relative of Bob Dole. His biography is entirely written in the third person. Bob Dole says Bob Dole supports Giles. Giles says Giles appreciates the endorsement!

Biographies, especially political biographies are primarily aimed at exaggerating the candidate's virtues. Giles will be the first to admit that he is dumb as a fence post but that his determination to represent the PEOPLE is without peer.

There are some prime anti-chip pickering slams that are quite delicious.

Unlike Chip Pickering, Jim Giles will never pretend to be somebody that he is not.

Until recently (September 2003) this photo on the left appeared on Chip's official Congressional website biography page. The only problem is that Mr. Pickering is not a military veteran of any kind, still less some sort of 'Top Gun' pilot. It's a deceptive photograph designed to mislead the public. It's an outrageous photograph considering Mr. Pickering used it during a time when young Mississippians are dying in Iraq. This photo has since been removed after we started calling public attention to this contemptible display.

And falsehoods and deceptions abound in the Party which Mr. Pickering serves. He's really a typical example of the fake patriot followers of the so-called 'Neo-Con' movement. This movement was founded by former Jewish communists to steer the Republican Party to a 'Jews First' policy. These immoral individuals think it fine to send poor white boys to do the fighting in Iraq simply because they're poor. And they also think it right to stay safely home and load their own pockets with as many millions of Federal Reserve corporation dollars as possible. This is how Mr. Pickering had the unbelievable nerve to publicly discuss resigning his government position during wartime to take a private well paying lobbyist's job.


And this one gets a Jon Stewart, "Oh, snap!"

The modern Republican Party has appointed many other persons of equal and lower caliber and loyalty to senior positions in the Department of Defense.

[ClassWarrior]

8. I'm sick of Bush relatives in our government!!

n/t

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Terry and Ella Craft and their son Danny, 16. "The racists today are black

God, protect us from these assholes!



Paul Manning and Troy Snell. "Everybody is scared of the blacks."

Oh my god! Now there's two gay bigots!

[tom_paine]

11. It's enough to make a man want to restore the Grand Army of the Republic

"John Brown's body lies a-moulderin' in the grave
John Brown's body lies a-moulderin' in the grave
His soul is marching on!"

[WoodrowFan]

26. (joins in)

Glory, glory, hallelujah,
Glory, glory, hallelujah,
His soul goes marching on.
He's gone to be a soldier in the Army of the Lord,
He's gone to be a soldier in the Army of the Lord,
His soul goes marching on.

[KG]

13. hhhmmm - he's anti- iraq war....

not sure how a website helps him, not many of those folks look like the got electricity, much less know how to turn on a computer....

[amjsjc]

14. Go to Politics1.com

This site has information on every-and I do mean every-person running for president, some of whom are rather entertaining. I like the fascist candidate who needs to borrow his mother's car to get to campaign rallies in other states, and the hard currency zealot who insists he's governor of Utah. Hilarious.

[TrogL]

17. Check out his supporters

http://www.rebelarmy.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2385#post2385

Check out the kid who looks duller than the hammer he's holding. Where's the sack?

[IronLionZion]

18. from that shithead's own biography

"Giles, 45, single, who lives in rural Rankin County once an avid runner completing the New York City Marathon in 1987 with a time of 4:15:41, a full time political activist, now clears brush for exercise, raises chickens for eggs and takes care of his grandparents. Giles stands 6' 4" and weighs in at 230 pounds, a deeply flawed individual with a ferocious temper but his heart is in the right place!

Biographies, especially political biographies are primarily aimed at exaggerating the candidate's virtues. Giles will be the first to admit that he is dumb as a fence post but that his determination to represent the PEOPLE is without peer. "

[WoodrowFan]

25. he's 45, not married, no kids

but he sure likes having his picture taken with little kids doesn't he! I'm not implying nuttin, I'm just saying.......

[Richard D]

19. Is this what

generations of inbreeding does?

[Richard D]

20. Is this what

generations of inbreeding does?

[JanMichael]

21. Internalized Racial Superiority, yep, that's what this is.

Even tho' most have been completely fucked by our system they're probably thinking, "Better off poor than Black".

What's so FUCKING sad is that these people that we're mocking are the VICTIMS of a Classist, Racist, Plutocratic system.

They're simply so fucked up economically, educationally, socially; it's a goddamned crime that we ignore them, call them white TRASH (What does one do with TRASH?), their existance.

So now we have someone who's a cock sucking racist retard getting them to pose like puppets.

God Bless Amerika.

[Walt Starr]

22. This man MUST win the GOP nomination!

Seriously, he's like the poster child for the GOP!

I think he needs to get together with Ann Coulter, they'd make a wonderful couple!

[jmowreader]

23. Given only two choices...

if I HAD to vote for either Chip Pickering, son of the racist fuckwit Judge Charles Pickering who is about a tenth of a notch less bad than ol' Dad is, or this racist Freeper, I would definitely vote for the racist freeper.

That assumes that I don't have other options, like running for Congress myself on a "vote for me because I don't hate you like both of my opponents" ticket or moving the hell out of the state of Mississippi.

Jim Giles is racist pondscum, but so's Chip Pickering. T'aint much difference between the two except that Jim Giles has the good grace to admit he hates everyone.

[WoodrowFan]

24. yeech

After looking through all those photos of good solid Mississippi citizens I have this urge to move as far north as possible!