Inspired by Walt Disney of all things..... ("On the Front Lines")

[Rosco T.]

I just sat down an watched this marvelously restored DVD set, then
when I hit the propaganda short "Der Feuhrer's Face"... the muse struck me :evilgrin:

dig out your Spike Jones records!!!

(and if anyone from Air America reads this, fell free to set it to your own music and voices....)

(proper Texas accents required)
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When ol' Shrubya says, "We'll liberate Iraq"
We KICK! (thump!) KICK! (thump!) Right in ol' Shrubya's sack
If you vote for Shrubya you really must be whack
So We KICK! (thump!) KICK! (thump!) Right in ol' Shrubya's sack

Are they not the neo-cons
Lying cheating neo-cons
Yup they am the neo-cons
Scummy rotten neo-cons.

When Da Rummy says, "We torture and misplace"
We SMACK! (thwap!) SMACK! (thwap!) Right in Da Rummy's face
If he keeps his job, the country's in disgrace
We SMACK! (thwap!) SMACK! (thwap!) Right in Da Rummy's face

Are these crazy 'pugs no good?
Will you dump them if you could?
Yup these crazy 'pugs not good!
We would dump them if we could

When Ashcroft says "we'll watch you day and night"
We SPIT! (phhht!) SPIT! (phhht!) into the wingnut right
If he has his way, our freedoms will be slight
We SPIT! (phhht!) SPIT! (phhht!) into the wingnut right

Here comes the new world order
Shrubya's screwy new world order
In every foreign place, they hates ol' Shrubya's face
As he's brought to the world disorder

When ol' Shrubya says, "We'll steal another race"
We VOTE!(out!) VOTE!(out!) ol' Shrubya from his place
You lied before and this country you've disgraced
So We VOTE!(out!) VOTE!(out!) ol' Shrubya from his place