Breaking News! three techniques removed from list of interrogation methods

[trumad]

approved for use by U.S. troops in Iraq, sources tell CNN. Details soon.

Now folks, I gotta say that this is truly a hilarious banner headline on CNN online. Anybody got a guess what the 3 are?

er...how about no boinking in front of prisoners. Or maybe no finger pointing at their package while they masturbate...then again it might be keeping skanks like Lynndie England out of the holding area?

Who knows with these clowns!

[BlueEyedSon]

1. No smoking! that second-hand smoke is NASTY!

[VolcanoJen]

2. Only fake electrodes are now permitted on genitals.

Can't use real ones anymore. }(

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. No photographing of torture as a means of intercepting info

is more likely than not number 1. :D

[Minstrel Boy]

4. glowsticks must be sanitized after each use

And wash your hands, soldier!

[Lin]

5. No "thumbs up" -- Mandatory oath of instant amnesia/eom