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nedlogg Donating Member (294 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 08:27 AM
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Modern Medicine!
An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks."

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 08:49 AM
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1. Geeereat!!! LOL! thanks ned n/t
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