Proper care and feeding of your new troll

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So you have a troll. Your troll can provide you with days of endless entertainment if properly nutured. There are a number of things you can do to make sure your troll grows up to be big and strong.

Feed your troll. Trolls thrive on anger. If you want your troll to stick around for a long time simply call him names. The more angry you get the happier your troll will be. Trolls also love attention. If you ignore your troll for too long it will whither and fade away.

Trolls enjoy beating dead horses. So make sure you provide them with an ample supply of old dead horses. This will make sure your troll stays lean and mean, just the way they like to be.

Trolls love goats. If a troll can get your goat nothing will make it happier. Those who keep their troll from getting their goat often lose their trolls due to neglect. So if you want your troll to stick around make sure your goat is readily accessible to him.

Follow these easy steps and your new Troll will build a happy nest in your home and set about trolling around all day and all night. So be sure to keep your troll well fed and cared for.

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