"I support the Iraq invasion, and I'd like to fight there, but..."

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

Poll question: "I support the Iraq invasion, and I'd like to fight there, but..."

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

1. I forgot about...

"Busy shooting my eardrum out with shotgun".

[NoPasaran]

2. "Combat is for the little people."

[Columbia]

3. Already did my tour

[RandomKoolzip]

4. Wait a minute....there's a WAR going on?!

[PsN2Wind]

5. Like so many of this administration did during Viet Nam

I've decided to stay behind and protect the women and children.

[Bluzmann57]

6. 'I'm a coward who doesn't want to die"

Wait, is that an excuse or the truth? And I think we need to stop denigrating the chickenhawk, a noble bird. Ah never mind.

[ulysses]

7. heh!

:thumbsup:

[guitar man]

8. I'm 40,going bald,getting thick around the middle

don't have the eyesight I used to and oh yeah,I already served my hitch.

[earthside]

9. I'm too busy being ...

... patriotic and supporting my country by shopping and shopping and shopping!

I sure hope those troops in Iraq are getting plenty of time off to do some shopping at the Baghdad and Fallujah malls.

[PfcHammer]

10. I've been declared insane by the state of Texas

[hadrons]

11. "I want to, but I'm more valuable staying employed and paying taxes ..."

[Aussie_Hillbilly]

12. If I die, who will be around to vote conservative?

Just kidding!

[Guaranteed]

13. "...I'm the President." nt

[nayt]

14. ROTC?