"No Son of Mine is Gonna Be a Republican!" - a rather goofy radio ad

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/bobby.mp3

I never liked you anyway! YOU HATED FREEDOM!

[Shoedogg]

1. That's friggin' hilarious! (n/t)

[thebigidea]

7. the kernel of this idea was: anti-drug propaganda tactics used fer Dubya

Dubya: the real Dope.

[Tarheel_Dem]

2. i love it!!!!!!!!!

too funny!

[mac56]

3. I have no son!

You're dead to me!

[thebigidea]

8. he went on with that for about 40 seconds

we'll save that for the myopic director's cut.

[bookman]

4. Oh, that's Great! n/t

[thebigidea]

12. and leaves no hard-to-explain bruises!

[Supormom]

5. Very funny!

[thebigidea]

11. and relatively low in calories, too!

[ronnykmarshall]

6. Get outta here!

I love it.

[SheilaT]

9. Wonderful!

Is this actually airing somewhere? I'm sent it to everyone in my address book, and I NEVER do mass emailings.

[thebigidea]

10. Should be, I'm getting lotsa good responses thus far.

I was going to burn discs and mail 'em out today, but decided to add just a couple more.

"just a couple more" will be my epitaph.

[thebigidea]

13. night-kick... for those still harboring Republican sons...

[thebigidea]

14. there's another one of these...

with the father going on and on "whydja do it? whydja do it?"

Should people watch "Raging Bull" before making phony ads? Apparently so.

[Octafish]

15. LMFAO!

"Brought to you by Friends of the Old American Century."

I can't stop laughing.

Thanks, T-Big!

Ha ha ha ha (maniacal Democratic Donkey laugh)!!!!

[thebigidea]

16. live to serve!

I should make a PNAC bit that sounds like a corporate infomercial next...

[thebigidea]

17. oh, but now I'm torn...

I just came up with a ridiculous 50s style superhero serial entitled Cap'n Patriot.

KID: "Cap'N Patriot, lend your republican ear!"

PATRIOT: "What is it, child? What could possibly distract me from thoughts of global hegemony?"

KID: "Cap'n, I apologize for tearing you away from the latest semen-encrusted issue of the Weekly Standard."

PATRIOT: "I read it for the articles, not for the centerfold spreads of William Kristol."

KID: "A likely story, Cap'n Patriot."

PATRIOT: "You try my patience, boy! What is it that you want?"

KID: "I want a country that squashes all those who defy it like a bug."

PATRIOT: "Then you've come to the right man."

KID: "gosh, cap'n - I hope you can help... these Iraqis are gettin' uppity, starting newspapers that print all kinds of crazy talk."

PATRIOT: "The most important thing about freedom is knowing when to stop. I'll be on the first jetpack ride out to Iraq, kid."

KID: "Thanks, Cap'n Patriot!"

ANNOUNCER: "So Cap'n Patriot sped away into the stratosphere... destination: Baghdad!"

[thebigidea]

18. muahhahah, this bit came out pretty good... I'll upload it soon

I'm working on the next section now...

"Taste red hot freedom, Iraqi scum!"