Imaginary conversation between Rice and Rove

[AngryYoungMan]

Rove: "You've got to do it. You're making us look really bad. Come on, Condi, be a team player. Remember all those conversations about the bold work we were doing and how important it was, and how we all have to make sacrifices."

Rice: "Fuck you, Karl. I'm not spending time in a federal penitentiary and you can't make me. This is your shitstorm; you handle it. If you can make the idiot promise in writing to pardon me, then maybe we'll have a ball game, but until then, forget it. I didn't work this hard and make all this money to go lie to congress for you."

Rove: "You're being extraordinarily selfish."

(voices raising)

Rice: "I won't play the sap for you! Forget the whole fucking idea! I don't care what you've got on me! I won't do it! Make Dick do it! He's the brains anyway!"

Rove (terrified): "Shhh! Condi, he'll HEAR you! NEVER talk about Mr. Cheney that way!"

Rice (also terrified; lowering her voice): "Sorry, sorry. But I'm not testifying, Karl. Forget the whole idea."

[Kali]

1. LAUGH

hehehehehahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEEEHEEEHEEEHEE

[AngryYoungMan]

2. Thanks for laughing.

Nobody else liked this? *pout*

[Kali]

3. I have this problem ...

...sometimes I can't tell the difference between the satirical version of these people and the real thing. Remember That's my Bush? I mean these people can't really be real can they? Please tell me its just a bad television show!