Conservatism is an immoral choice that shouldn't be supported

[Brian_Expat]

I don't want my children around conservatives. They recruit children through groups like College Republicans who target your children!

I don't want conservatives to marry. That causes the breakdown of society as they reproduce and assault American values.

I don't think conservatives should be able to be protected under anti-discrimination. Conservatism violates my deeply-held religious beliefs, so I shouldn't be stopped from firing them, denying them service in a restaurant, or denying them housing.

Conservatism is sick. Why can't they just keep it in the closet? Everywhere you go now, you see conservatives flaunting their sick ideology -- bumper stickers, parades, marches, web sites, etc. I wouldn't hate conservatives so much if they didn't insist on forcing their disgusting lifestyle down my throat.

Conservatism goes against Biblical principles. It embraces greed and wealth, both of which were condemned by Jesus. In addition, conservatives distort the Bible for their temporal gain, a clear sin. Any "church" that calls itself conservative is illegitimate and shouldn't have marriages it performs recognized by the state.

Conservatives aren't like you and me. They live in communities called "suburbs" and if someone who isn't conservative moves in, they drive them out. They also bring down the value of housing when they move in because they try to recruit children into their sick groups.

I once read some shocking statistics on a web site. Conservatives are 75% more likely to rape donkeys according to a liberal "study." I also read conservatives are more likely to murder people and my uncle's best friend knew a conservative who beat his wife regularly. Clearly all the research shows that it's a bad thing.

Conservatism is also a choice. Why should choices outside of the norm be acceptable? Conservatives can change -- there are literally hundreds of thousands of ex-conservatives who left that perverted lifestyle and found the glory of American liberalism.

See where I'm going with this? We should start using these lines and refining them for the election when Rove starts his anti-gay jihad. :-)

[GOPBasher]

1. Perfect!!!

That's awesome! I love how you threw all their anti-gay rhetoric back in their faces.

[GOPBasher]

2. I'm wondering why this didn't kick.

I thought this was an awesome post by Brian_Expat. It's funny as hell. So, I thought I'd give it a kick.

[camero]

3. That is brilliant

We should use that. :)

[ComerPerro]

4. If only this weren't so true

Then it would be good satire.

But I completely agree with you.

[ComerPerro]

5. Really, this is just great writing

I am bookmarking this