Tex Shelters takes his Republican Entrance Exam to Run for President

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Tex Shelters takes his Republican Entrance Exam to Run for President

Summary: A sarcastic take on the Republican litmus test for President and their lack of ideas regarding jobs, health care and the economy in general.

Christian Gunn conducted the interview for Koch Industries.

Republican examiner, Christian Gunn (CG): What are the top issues in the world today?

Tex Shelters (Tex): Taxes, Terrorism (including terrorist unions), Immigration, and Taxes.

CG: What is scarier, a woman being raped, or taxes?

Tex: Taxes.

CG: Correct. Are you in massive denial?

Tex: More than any other candidate since Ronald Reagan.

CG: Name the last nine Presidents.

Tex: Barack Obama. And let me add that he’s what’s wrong with our nation and economy.

CG: Correct. Do you solemnly swear to fabricate facts?

Tex: All information will be vetted by Fox News and the Koch Brothers.

CG: Correct. What would you do to improve the economy?

Tex: Barack Obama has created the largest deficit of any nation ever in the history of the world and not created jobs.

CG: Correct. Name a Supreme Court decision you disagree with?

Tex: (Silence)

CG: Correct. Name a hero of yours and why.

Tex: Thomas Jefferson is my hero because he wrote the Declaration of Independence to warn the British not to take away our guns, and he loves the Bible so much that he cut it into pieces and created his own version of it to better understand it.

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http://texshelters.wordpress.com/2011/06/15/tex-shelters-takes-his-republican-entrance-exam-to-run-for-president/

Peace,
Tex Shelters