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Ed Barrow Donating Member (585 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-10 06:29 PM
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Garrison Keillor: A great nation grinds to a halt
I flew home from Washington Monday night, looking at live pictures on the BP Web site taken by an underwater robot of the greasy waters of the Gulf, and how's that for a Metaphor of Our Times? Aboard a Delta Airbus at 37,000 feet maneuvering around giant thunderheads, connected to the Internet via satellite, looking at dark gloop a mile below the sea, contemplating the death of a beautiful body of water, unable to think of a single sensible thing to do or say about this that would make a milligram of difference, and yet here I sit with a clear view of the situation, like a passenger in a car skidding slowly into the median.

Years ago, in some crowded gymnasium, a commencement speaker told us that we should pursue our education because Knowledge leads to Power to Effect Change, but I don't see it in this case. I'm flying in a jet airliner consuming oil as I observe a disaster caused by the demand for oil, mine, yours, theirs — and yes, there was gross corporate irresponsibility, zero government regulation, rank corruption in the Minerals Management Service, but growing demand (drill, baby) is what's pushing us toward the next disaster and the next and the next.

We are self-centered, short-sighted people, intent on comfort, averse to sacrifice. We know this. Knowing it does not empower us to change. The new guy at MMS will attempt to exercise oversight, Congress will hold more hearings, but in reality we have given over the Gulf to British Petroleum. Only the oilmen can plug the hole. The value of moral harrumphing is rather minimal, and though, as an ex-fundamentalist, I can sermonize with the best of them, I will spare you my tiny outburst of dudgeon.

We are a great nation immobilized at the moment by navel-gazers and poseurs and flackmeisters, and when you visit Washington, you see this clearly. Here are all the little marble palaces of the AFL-CIO and NEA and NRA and AARP and AMA and PhRMA and the trial lawyers and realtors and plumbers and the chemical industry and the nursing home operators — everybody but bank robbers and newspaper columnists has a mouthpiece in Washington — and it's a lot of high-priced schmoozing and yipping and yakking by thousands of overeducated schtoonks in nicely pressed shirts pumping out hogwash and hokum that is easily ignored by the bureaucrats and elected officials who do the actual work.

This is democracy, I suppose, and so is the toilet-papering of Washington known as the tea party with its simple self-contradictory platform — if you are in favor of Medicare and Social Security and national defense and you are opposed to big government, then the sun's so hot you froze to death, Susanna don't you cry. But these fake patriots in their play tricorners are simply thrilled to death by all the attention.


http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/coped-0602-keillor-20100602,0,6949130.column
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-10 06:33 PM
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1. I'm offended by his use of the term "schtoonks"
Edited on Wed Jun-02-10 06:33 PM by Orrex
But K/R nonetheeless.
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IndianaJoe Donating Member (664 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-10 07:51 PM
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3. Why offended? It's a perfectly good Yiddish word.
schtoonk definition
<ʃtʊŋk>
and shtoonk

n.
a detestable person. (Yiddish.) : The schtoonk from downstairs was here to talk to you. I told him you died
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-10 10:18 PM
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5. Nice post, schnorrer.
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tbyg52 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 05:29 PM
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11. Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African Explorer!
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 06:24 PM
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13. I'm offended that you would presume to give me a wiki link to Captain Spaulding
I am well schooled in the works of Marx. Marxes. Whatever.


Of course, maybe you posted the link for the sake of other readers.
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tbyg52 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-05-10 02:04 PM
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14. Either you're a real card or very easily offended.
Is there an emoticon for tossing a coin?
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-10 06:48 PM
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2. I love me some Garrison Keillor
Major :kick:
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-10 08:36 PM
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4. why lump unions in with big business? How often do pols leave office and get six figure jobs as
union presidents or lobbyists?
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voteearlyvoteoften Donating Member (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 05:30 AM
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6. rec
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midnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 07:38 AM
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7. The hogwash is unbearable....
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nichomachus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 09:49 AM
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8. I refuse to accept responsibility for this mess
I know GK didn't dwell on this, but it is an undercurrent in his piece and part of the current narrative being spread by the oil companies -- we are partly to blame because of our thirst for oil and the "comfort" it brings. Bullshit.

I did not choose this situation. Nor did you. It was thrust upon us. It was the oil and auto companies who destroyed the country's quite elegant public transportation infrastructure to force us all into gas guzzling cars. It was the real estate developers who trashed the inner cities and pushed the middle and upper classes into unsustainable suburbs. It was the agribusiness corporations who swallowed up family farms and began farming -- and depleting the soil -- with petrochemicals. It was the food industry who decided that they could make more money by flying in produce grown 5,000 miles away, rather than grow it here. It was the WalMarts of this world who decided that rather than have shirts made by union workers here at decent wages, they would have them manufactured in slave labor plants in China and then shipped in gas-guzzling ships to get here. It was all of the above who mounted a multi-decade propaganda campaign (a very successful one) to convince people that the only cost they had to consider was the number written on the price tag, instead of the overall cost to the community and our way of life.

Do I use petroleum products? Sure --but no more than I have to to just get on with my life.
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nichomachus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 09:52 AM
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9. But I do like the idea
Of from now on referring to the Tea Party as the TP Party.
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Bluenorthwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 10:30 AM
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10. That old, rich man has burned more oil to fuel his wealth
than any of us will use in a dozen lifetimes. While I do not count him among the hateful, he lost me a couple of years back with snarky comments about 'Adam and Steve' and how gay people should be willing to wait for marriage. Just as he snipes at Unions in this piece, he's a self satisfied old fuck who does not even understand where his bread is buttered.
Never like to hear wealthy Union members knocking Unions. I guess I'm funny that way.
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Lorien Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 06:10 PM
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12. Um, do you have proof of his "wealth"?
I know a lot of people who work for PBS, some in very high level positions. None of them is anywhere near "wealthy".
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