(Disclaimer: my mom is Jewish and my father is black. According to the rules of racism, I am not only one screwed-up individual for this, I am also just black, because my skin is brown and my hair is pretty fuzzy. I can therefore say the following...)
THEY AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT HOUSE NIGGAS!
How about that lil Rainbow Coalition of The Damned they've got running there? Whaddamachine...
Alberto Gonzales = "I'm not really Latino. I'm Republican."
Condi Rice = "I'm not really black. I'm Republican."
Alan Dershowitz = "I'm not really Jewish. I'm Zionist."
Michelle Malkin = "I'm not really a Thai ladyboy. I'm Republican."
Ann Coulter = "I'm not really a woman. But then you knew that."
Colin Powell = "I'm not really black. Wait a minute, they fired me! Yes I am!"
Believe it, folks, the GOP had this team assembled and ready from the get-go. The object was to mislead the public and create propaganda to make Americans think the Democrats speak for nobody, because "OBVIOUSLY, COME ON, HERE are members of prized liberal Democrat demographics saying the exact opposite thing from what Democrats believe, to make YOU think the Democrats are wrong and bunch of moonbats out of touch with everything, and we are right."
Here's how the propaganga goes folks:
"Surely if a woman, Ann Coulter (cough... woman...) can say abortion is wrong and peace is ridiculous, any other woman saying that must be a moonbat, right?
"Surely if an Asian, Michelle Malkin, can say we're right, all Asians should think that, right?
"Surely if a Latino agrees Latino immigrants should be detained and given no access to attorneys, the rest of you Latinos would be dumb for thinking Democrats are right in fighting that. Right?
"Surely if a black guy endorses and works with us Republicans, we're right, aren't we?
"Surely if a self-hating and deeply confused black woman who sucks the President's dick every night and is carrying on a full-blown affair with him in front of the First Lady, which is why she's visibly on enough Seconal to tranquilize an elephant in order to deal with it, supports everything we say and is a vicious war hawk in the name of the regime, where do Democrats stand with black women? The Democrats must be ridiculous, mustn't they?"
Calculating to the last, Dr. Evil! However, for all your calibrations, enervations, mastications, obfuscations and penetrations, you forget one highly critical factor:
Minorities have communities, experience, and a memory.
This is nothing but pitting the House Niggas against the Field Niggas.
Racists have done that since colonial days, and WE ALL REMEMBER IT.
Um, we have grandparents who experienced and saw it.
Gamepoint.
Game over.
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