School for Scoundrels

[realFedUp]

hehehe:

School for Scoundrels
Stephen Pizzo
http://www.newsforreal.com/

Over the weekend the White House announced that, due to recent lapses, the entire White House staff will have to attend an ethics refresher course. Well, that's the way they described it. But NFR has obtained the actual text of the presentation:

To: All
From: The Boss

Subject: Mandatory Refresher Course

It has come to my attention that some of youse guys have gotten sloppy. I am – distressed. Already four of our best people are in hot water:

* Tom The Hammer, busted for money laundering,
* Bill The Doctor, under investigation for his stock deals
* Scooter Lou, indicted for perjury.
* Karl The Turd Blossom, under federal investigation.

People, this kinda sloppiness has gotta stop. It threatens to unravel our whole thing and send five years of hard work right down the terlet. That's why I called you all together today. I want to review review the progress Our Thing has made over the past five years as a way to point out why youse gotta get back on the program. Any further sloppiness threatens all these gains:

continued (a humorous and truthful look at Bush Inc.'s corruption

[electropop]

1. Newt Gangrene's reaction: "How long is this course?"

"An hour? What will they do with the other 59 minutes, after 'If you have access to classified information, don't share it.' ? "

:rofl:

[realFedUp]

2. I have to think they are teaching how to get rid of evidence

in a strictly legal way (wink, wink)

[RethugAssKicker]

3. school for scoundrels?... do yo mean Yale and Harvard