Thanks to
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/13/opinion/13tierney.html?hp">John Tierney:
If Roe v. Wade were a tree, what kind of tree would it be?
Is there any chance that you could speed up Justice Stevens's retirement by addressing him as "Gramps"?
After seeing a judge's robes in a Gilbert and Sullivan production, Chief Justice Rehnquist added gold stripes to his robe. If confirmed, will you keep the stripes, or do you have a whole new look in mind?
In your best judgment, did Brad and Jen really just grow apart, or was it Angelina's fault?
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Would it be a violation of Lois Lane's so-called right to privacy if Superman used his X-ray vision to look through her clothes?
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During the announcement of your nomination at the White House, your son distracted the president with an impromptu dance. When you got home that night, what happened to him?
Would Thomas Jefferson have preferred the Beatles or the Stones?
After Justice Souter's opinion in the Kelo case endorsed the use of eminent domain to seize peoples' homes for a higher "public use," a group proposed that the town of Weare in New Hampshire increase its tax revenue by taking Justice Souter's property there so that a developer could build a resort called the Lost Liberty Hotel. Would your family ever vacation there?
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Does President Bush have a nickname for you yet?
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If Vice President Dick Cheney and Justice Scalia invited you duck hunting, would you go?
If Judge Judy isn't afraid of television cameras in her courtroom, why is the Supreme Court?
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Your passion for correct grammar and syntax is well known, but you have yet to inform the American people of your position on the serial comma. In the phrase "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness," should there be a comma after "liberty"?
How would you edit this sentence to make it grammatically correct?: "I swear I ain't never gonna overturn Roe v. Wade."
Why did you turn to the right and look upward?
(mods, if I sampled too much, I'll be happy to edit.)