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1. Which interest group, if any, may claim to speak on your behalf? Democrats; Republicans; Naderites; Christian Coalition; American Civil Liberties Union; B'nai B'rith; NAACP; NOW; NASCAR.
2. Which part of government would you prefer to be issuing dictates to your family? Executive; legislative; judicial; federal, state, county, city or township.
3. Which media properties may use your case as fodder? ABC; CBS; NBC; CNN; MSNBC; Fox; Sinclair; Air America; National Public Radio; National Enquirer; The Drudge Report; Salon.com; Martha Stewart.
4. In what kind of political crisis will you consent to have your case bandied about as a distraction? Illegal campaign contributions; sex with an intern; war; bribery; kickbacks; conflict of interest; changing Social Security; an election.
5. To whom should the hospital send your medical bills if insurance won't cover them and family can't pay? Sean Hannity; Bill O'Reilly; Ann Coulter; Tom DeLay, Bill Frist; Dennis Hastert; Jeb Bush; George W. Bush; Jon Stewart; Al Franken; Janeane Garofalo; Michael Moore; Donald Trump.