Why Does God Hate Caribou?

[davidinalameda]

http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/morford/

God wants oil. This is the message. This is the belief. God wants more oil and also uranium and coal and iron and nuclear waste and whatever the hell else we want to pump into or out of this godforsaken lump of floating space rock. Word to the GOP.
In other words, God wants us, if the happily bleak and decidedly nasty interpretation of Bible verse currently extolled by the rabid evangelical mind-set now mauling the American political and social landscape is to be believed, to use up the Earth however we see fit and stomp all over this pointless ecological blob with our macho SUVs and manly tanks and badass army boots because it's all just one giant disposable sandbox o' fun anyway, right?

Hey, it's all part of the Master Plan to destroy the Earth and smite our enemies and hasten the arrival of the Rapture. Didn't you know?

[aeolian]

1. I think the real question is

why do the Caribou hate America?

[davidinalameda]

2. LOL

you are so right

[sarcasmo]

3. Don't forget God Hates Fags. According to many so called Church goers

God hates many things. As an Atheists it sure is nice not to have to worry about what God thinks since he is a mythological being.

[aeolian]

4. So the Caribou are all gay! No wonder they're endangered!

:)