Aug. 10, 2004, 10:55PM
Alma mater can't wash Lay's dirty endowment
By LOREN STEFFY
Copyright 2004 Houston Chronicle
RESOURCES
THERE'S an old joke about three men stranded on a desert island, trying to get a lone coconut out of a tree.
The engineer among them calculates the trajectory and proper velocity for throwing a stone that would dislodge the fruit.
The bodybuilder proposes shaking the tree until the coconut falls.
The third man, an economist, says, "Let's assume we have a ladder ... "
The joke is worth retelling to University of Missouri officials as they debate what to do with a $1.1 million economics professorship endowed by fallen Enron Chairman Ken Lay.
Let's assume we have an unindicted benefactor ...
Dropping Lay's name from the professorship probably would force the school to return the money. That benefits no one except Lay himself.
...cont'd
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