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RamboLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:30 PM Original message |
Sex, the final frontier: Nasa acts to ensure that astronauts don't follow |
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codegreen (827 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
1. why not just screen them to only send uninhibited pansexuals? |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
2. Fundie astronauts? |
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daleo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
3. Since we are now in the parallel reverse bizzaro universe |
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KissMyAsscroft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
4. I think we all see the answer here... |
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FlemingsGhost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:53 PM Response to Reply #4 |
12. As long as they don't explore Uranus. |
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Melsky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
5. Why can't they just have sex |
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Chicago Democrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:52 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. it messes up the inside of their suits |
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Kitsune (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:24 PM Response to Reply #11 |
21. So they can take a leak in there |
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farmbo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:33 PM Response to Reply #11 |
23. Just send up married couples...they never have sex. |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 09:25 AM Response to Reply #23 |
33. That's what I was thinking.... |
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farmbo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 09:55 AM Response to Reply #33 |
34. Couldn't work...no sets of keys for the spacecraft...no key party possible |
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arcos (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
6. they could send only gays and lesbians... |
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mike1963 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:41 PM Response to Original message |
7. I grok it. |
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DAGDA56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:44 PM Response to Original message |
8. I can see the recruiting posters... |
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SoDesuKa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
9. Weightless Sex |
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kysrsoze (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:20 PM Response to Reply #9 |
18. I'd be fuckin' all the way there. Why not? Good exercise. |
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LizW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
10. O-kaaaayyyy. |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
13. Don't ask, don't tell |
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American Renaissance (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
14. uhh... yeah, |
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kysrsoze (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:20 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. Easy solution: The Rhythm Method |
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jdj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
15. This is ludicrous. They haven't figured out how to |
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Chicago Democrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:22 PM Response to Reply #15 |
20. Abolish Abortions in Space! |
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phaseolus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:01 PM Response to Original message |
16. A pregancy on a 3 year space mission would be a REALLY BAD THING. |
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0rganism (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 11:17 PM Response to Reply #16 |
25. So use a sterility injection, right? |
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Demonaut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 11:16 AM Response to Reply #16 |
36. I agree, these astronauts will be exposed to high levels of radiation |
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RUMMYisFROSTED (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:10 PM Response to Original message |
17. "Johnson" Space Centre? |
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2cents (522 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
22. I'd opt for vasectomy n/t |
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0rganism (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 11:15 PM Response to Original message |
24. (a deep resonant voice announces) Eunuchs... In... Space... |
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WillyT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 11:18 PM Response to Original message |
26. Great... The First Earthlings On Mars Will Be rePublicans !!! |
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neverforget (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 11:23 PM Response to Original message |
27. Just think: a 3 year supply of condoms! |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 02:00 PM Response to Reply #27 |
45. That's only 3 condoms per male. What's the big deal? |
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aquart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 02:17 AM Response to Original message |
28. Most prurient administration in history. |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 06:29 AM Response to Original message |
29. wanna join the "miLLion miLe cLub"? |
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gottaB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 06:38 AM Response to Original message |
30. NASA 14-307-1792 |
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Mountainman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 07:56 AM Response to Original message |
31. Wouldn't this be a great opportunity for the Gay community? |
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The Stranger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 08:26 AM Response to Original message |
32. They're worried about running into some hot alien sirens. |
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Vladimir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 09:56 AM Response to Original message |
35. Not fair! |
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a560 (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
37. there's a good reason not to have sex in space |
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Vladimir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 12:27 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. There are ways and means |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
38. As Isaac Asimov once said |
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drfemoe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 12:28 PM Response to Original message |
40. This thread is too funny . |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
41. A married couple has already flown aboard Endeavour.... |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 12:58 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. And they were newlyweds at the time.... |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 01:26 PM Response to Original message |
43. Why not allow only oral and anal sex? |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 01:27 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. Fly me to Mars? |
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