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Demonaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-11 11:31 PM
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Police find suspect in Boulder portable toilet lurking case
Source: denverpost.com

The man suspected of hiding in the bowl of a portable toilet in Boulder last week was arrested on a traffic charge in Vail today.

Luke Irvin Chrisco, 30, of Grand Junction was seen panhandling by a Vail police officer at a gas station near Interstate 70, Boulder police said in a media release tonight.

Boulder police got "more than a dozen tips" after a woman spotted a man hiding in the portable john during the Hanuman Yoga Festival on Friday. Security was waiting when the man came out of the toilet, shoeless, shirtless and covered in feces, but he was able to run away.

Read more: http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_18343054?source=rss



oh shit his name is Chrisco
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Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-11 11:34 PM
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1. Of course he was able to run away.
If you're the Boulder police, are you gonna catch him, put the cuffs on him, and escort him into your squad car?
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prete_nero Donating Member (32 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-11 01:17 PM
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15. Ugh
Just goes to prove that in this world of so many people you can bet that ANYTHING you can think of is probably part of someone's sexual fantasys.

And yes this would be illegal, just as illegal as peeking on people in changing rooms and such.

ick
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Journeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-11 11:38 PM
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2. That's illegal? . . .
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TygrBright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-11 11:44 PM
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3. From the Onion, right? Right??!? n/t
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saras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-11 11:44 PM
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4. Interesting to drop an M-80 down that toilet...
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LetTimmySmoke Donating Member (970 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-11 11:50 PM
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5. Uh oh. The guy had a marijuana charge.
Watch out for that reefer. It makes people hide in port-a-potties everywhere. Good to know the Denver Post is keeping us informed of this awful danger.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-11 01:03 AM
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7. Best line I've ever seen to described this obsession with marijuana arrests:
"At least he stopped someone who was in possession of a controlled substance. Substances must be controlled and as well as particles, which are the building blocks of substances." ` http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/03/deputy_us_marshal_john_perry_dies_after_shootout_i.php?ref=fpb#comment-162814249">Max Thrax 3-8-11

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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-11 12:58 AM
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6. Talk about a shitty way to get his jollies...
:eyes:
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LetTimmySmoke Donating Member (970 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-11 01:12 AM
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8. He's going where some food has gone before.
Your avatar pic made me think of that.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-11 06:31 AM
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12. Maybe he found the captain's log.
And lots of cling-ons.

Prolly just a freeper camping out in a Port-A-potty Scottie!
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iamtechus Donating Member (868 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-11 04:15 AM
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9. How do you clean vomit off a keyboard? (nt)
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-11 05:46 AM
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10. Chrisco in the can?
yuck.
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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-11 09:19 AM
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14. Chrisco mixed with Shit
By some chance, is this creep related to Rick Santorum?
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Lucky Luciano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-11 06:27 AM
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11. Luke's parents must be very proud of his great success in life. Disgusting!!! nt
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-11 06:35 AM
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13. Forget the SWAT team...
Edited on Fri Jun-24-11 06:40 AM by Hubert Flottz
Call out the SHIT team.

Edit...PROLLY just a Dave Vitter Clone, just looking for love in all the wrong places.
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bullwinkle428 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-11 01:20 PM
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16. So his name is Chrisco, and he initially slipped away from the police?
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vanbean Donating Member (957 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-11 02:13 PM
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17. Hey, don't be so quick to judge. He is innocent until proven quilty.
Maybe he had just rented the basement apartment of the place.

:smoke:
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-11 02:33 PM
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18. Luke Chrisco, Boulder potty-peeping suspect, linked to pornographic websites
A man who Boulder police say hid in a portable toilet at a yoga festival and then ran from security covered in feces last weekend is connected to a number of pornographic and sexually suggestive websites that list his occupation as a "porn star" and a male escort with "reasonable rates to sexy or clean people." ...

“Luke is an extremely brilliant human being,” Thomas Chrisco said. “Through his brilliance, he's also very eccentric, and people misunderstand that sometimes.” ..

He added that his brother is “resistant to the legal structure,” but he's also a “kind soul and he loves people.”

The Max Extreme Models website lists Chrisco's name as Luke Chrisco and Skye Oryan. Boulder police said a witness to the incident believed that the suspect goes by the name Skye ...

http://www.dailycamera.com/boulder-county-news/ci_18343642?source=most_viewed
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